Prolific tweeter Iowahawk was so close to achieving higher consciousness that Twitchy even dedicated an end-of-the-year post to compiling a year’s worth of his wisdom. Tragically, it looks as though he’ll never achieve that final transcendent state of higher consciousness, now that his mentor Deepak Chopra has blocked him on Twitter.
Crap, I guess I blew my one chance at higher consciousness pic.twitter.com/rjxlAIZB78
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog Altered consciousness is an acceptable substitute. It's your superpower.
— Passepartout (@passepartout) January 3, 2015
At least he still has the full support of DBag Chopra.
https://twitter.com/DBagChopra/status/551463731797196800
@iowahawkblog I only subtweet Chopra, and then check to see if his higher consciousness* notices?
*or name-check bot— Earl Fando (@earlfando) January 3, 2015
@FalconPiss911 @iowahawkblog If only we could get him to block everyone, he'd be quiet.
— Duke York (@yorkdukeyork) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog Anyone can be enlightened AFTER you've scammed enough money out of people that you live very comfortably
— BabyGirlHarlow (@BabyGirlHarlow) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog So being compared to NdGT is more than Deepak Chopra can tolerate? That's hilarious!
— Ornery (@OrneryThe8th) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog he blocked @politicsofamy a looooong time ago. Thin skinned little mouse
— ????? ???? ??? (@HonkyTonkJew) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog Next up: Get the Dalai Lama to challenge you to a fist fight!
— Ornery (@OrneryThe8th) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog Next up… Pope Francis…
— Pam D (@lifebythecreek) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog "Spiritualists" woulda blocked Houdini. #GoodCompany
— Just Tom (@thomasa56) January 3, 2015
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@iowahawkblog So if Deepak blocks you, he's no longer "one" with the universe, right? #DeepakOwnedHimself
— MennoKnight (@Menn0knight) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog @LilMissRightie Yep. You're stuck in the muck with the rest of us spiritual bottom-dwellers.
— Janey Mack (@JaneyMackWriter) January 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/TimSheryl/status/551479765178150912
No kidding.
@iowahawkblog 2015 is off to a tragic start for me too. 😉 https://t.co/ktDK98ldMf
— John A. Daly (@JohnDalyBooks) January 3, 2015
Now where am I supposed to go for spot-on, sharp-witted, political wisdom from Hollywood? pic.twitter.com/bPolpbn18J
— John A. Daly (@JohnDalyBooks) January 3, 2015
@iowahawkblog still trying to figure out exactly what I missed out on by being blocked by @mattyglesias pic.twitter.com/tNlTH6AGJG
— Colin Grabow (@cpgrabow) January 3, 2015
So jealous. RT @richisglorious @iowahawkblog still trying to figure out exactly what I missed out on by being blocked by @mattyglesias
— blighter (@blightersort) January 3, 2015
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