If Allan Brauer, (former) communications chair for the Sacramento Democrats, knows just one thing, it’s that “It matters how you say it!” — especially when wishing death on children. He’s proved, though, that he knows way more than just one thing. Though the idea that the Inuit have hundreds of words for “snow” has been debunked as an urban legend, Brauer has demonstrated that he has quite a few words to describe the concept of “woman,” though they’re not pretty.
The inimitable Ace of Ace of Spades HQ knows that it matters how you say it, and few say it better. He’s been retweeting some of Brauer’s greatest hits, complete with commentary.
Remember, per the CA Democrat Party, the only problem with @allanbrauer's tweets is that they "let Ted Cruz off the hook." #TheNewCivility
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/Drake_Stones/status/381186646399393794
.@Drake_Stones I do have worries about people who shout vile things to strangers. #CommunicationsDirector! My Stars and Garters!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
.@AceofSpadesHQ @Drake_Stones Is anybody watching him? Should he have an escort if he goes near a school or office building?
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) September 20, 2013
Out: @allanbrauer, Communications Director
In: @allanbrauer, God of Communications
The Democrats pay this guy.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Well, they used to pay that guy, or at the very least, let him volunteer his special brand of communications services to their fight against the GOP’s war on women.
This is the same party, mind you, that had a 9 month aneurysm over @rushLimbaugh making a "slut" joke. But they pay Dr. Cumrag over here.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
#waronwomen You Guys.
What a joke.
Does the media even notice? Of course not. The corporate newsletter only has good corporate news.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Hey CA Democrat Party — who did @allanbrauer beat out for the Comm. Director Job? Multiple Miggs?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
We started the Summer with the CA Democrat Party protecting a serial groper and we end it with them directly employing Dr. Cumrag, Esq.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
No story here though media! The CA Democrat Party just LOVES & respects women! Just ask them for their press statement to that effect.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Sometimes, the “huggers” in the party “love” women just a little too much, at the expense of their jobs.
"Who do we have for Comm Dir?"
–Well, we've got a guy who calls women "cumrag" and wishes death on children.
"Ah, I hear good things."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Now that guy knew how to do some communicatin'
As a thousand people have tweeted: When does the @MSNBC show start?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
I'm glad there's no h8 or dark-hearted misogyny in the Party of Reason, aka the Democrats. PS, Rep Bob Filner just frigged a meter maid.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
say all you want about Carlos Danger but he treated ladies with something close to… well not respect but yannow @peakeman @TearDownUtopia
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Are we to believe the @CA_Dem (CA Democrat Party) didn't know about Filner's serial groping and also didn't read their own Comm Dir's TL?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
What things does the @CA_Dem party actually know? Please list them. Apparently the list is short.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Okay it turns out he's the comm chair for the Sacramento County democrats, not the state apparatus.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
I apologize for my mistake. Mistakes like that just let Ted Cruz off the hook.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 20, 2013
Exactly. A swipe at Sen. Ted Cruz is an essential part of any sincere apology.
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