The interview apparently went on for a full two-and-a-half hours and will be edited down to 90 minutes, but fortunately, the only thing that matters has leaked, and it fits easily in a single tweet. According to an AP source, Armstrong confessed to Oprah that he did indeed use performance-enhancing drugs. Following the earlier tearful stops on his apology tour, who expected that bombshell, aside from every person on earth?
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — AP Source: Lance Armstrong confesses to Oprah Winfrey that he used performance-enhancing drugs.
— Al Roker (@alroker) January 15, 2013
Frankly, I'm still more shocked about the news that Al Roker pooped his pants at the White House than I am that Lance Armstrong doped.
— Lisa Zone (@LZone) January 15, 2013
This is not breaking!!! “@newstalk1010: BREAKING: AP Source says Lance Armstrong admits he used performance enhancing drugs
— mohit rajhans / MohitsMovies (@mohitsmovies) January 15, 2013
I'm not sure Lance Armstrong's admission is worthy of prime-time. It's like admitting the Pope is Catholic. #NoNewsHere
— Geriatric Jiu Jitsu (@SeahawkSon) January 15, 2013
Lance Armstrong admitting to doping surprises me as much as if LeBron James admitted he was balding.
— Frankie's Biceps (@FrankiesBiceps) January 15, 2013
"I AM SO SHOCKED LANCE ARMSTRONG USED PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS!" …said nobody ever.
— Giraffe Party (@readysteadystop) January 15, 2013
This just in, worst kept secret, worse than Marrone as #Bills coach. Armstrong tells Oprah he doped, reports @USAToday http://t.co/h1qD58sQ
— ToddJClausen (@ToddJClausen) January 15, 2013
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Really don't care about Lance Armstrong's confession, we already knew. Let me know when OJ is ready, then I will pay attention.
— WRXchad (@WrxChad) January 15, 2013
Lance Armstrong apparently admitted to doping. In other news, OJ has been acquitted of murder.
— Jayar Jackson (@JayarJackson) January 15, 2013
Lance Armstrong was doping? *gasp* What's next? Finding out that Pete Rose bet on baseball?
— Ryan G® (@RynoWV) January 15, 2013
Lance Armstrong confession is as interesting as OJ admitting guilt. We knew you were a lying narcissist long ago. Stop giving him attention.
— Mrs (@jennifercation) January 15, 2013
And so begins Lance Armstrong's carefully orchestrated attempt to apologise his way back to having a career.
— Frances Cook (@FrancesCook) January 15, 2013
Raise your hand if Lance Armstrong's confession is actually shocking or surprising news.
— Amelia Stanley (@Reeses2020) January 15, 2013
OK, it is news to some people who wanted to believe Armstrong was telling the truth.
I really thought @lancearmstrong was being honest about not doping. Guess I was the dope for believing him. #disappointed #liar
— Angela Taylor (@AngelaDTaylor) January 15, 2013
Lance Armstrong admits to cheating is not really the surprise. The surprise is that it took him this long.
— Daniel L (@danmleu) January 15, 2013
Speaking of taking a long time, who else is sitting down for an interview this month?
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