Tour de Apology: Lance Armstrong crams in so-sorries before Oprah; Update: Other Lance Armstrong confessions

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Well, yeah, he’s gotta save something for the exclusive, hyped-to-the-max Oprah interview! As Twitchy told you last week, disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong will appear on the talk show queen’s network set to air on Jan. 17.

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Well, duh. Armstrong is getting all his long-overdue, cynically-timed apologies out of the way in time for the huge Oprah-enabled publicity blitz. Pesky gestures. But crocodiles can turn on the tears and sorrow on cue.

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Wonder if the cameras will be rolling for this:

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We bet Armstrong’s performance on Oprah will rival any Golden Globe award winner’s. Prepare the Livestrong-branded tissue boxes.

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Update: Jaundice-eyed observers of the Lance Armstrong circus are suggesting other possible Lance Armstrong confessions.

https://twitter.com/Oz_019/status/290918084859011072

https://twitter.com/PatrickLarson22/status/290918265272819712

https://twitter.com/zacharybright/status/290918321447124993

https://twitter.com/JackSwagnon/status/290911076655173632

Winner:

https://twitter.com/BuffaloJoe_21/status/290919209179959296

  • SFerggie

    My brother died from colon cancer and Lance was a hero to him. Lance you are a pig!

    • nc

      So sorry to hear about your brother. Sports records are made and broken, but when fragile hearts are broken by “role models” it is truly tragic. God bless you and your family.

  • SFerggie

    My brother died from colon cancer and Lance was a hero to him. Lance you are a pig!

  • Tomata

    I think Lance had a long talk with Pete Rose.

  • Tomata

    I think Lance had a long talk with Pete Rose.

  • traffic_robot

    Can’t wait to hear his apologies to Betsy Andreu & Emma O’Reilly. There are others.

  • traffic_robot

    Can’t wait to hear his apologies to Betsy Andreu & Emma O’Reilly. There are others.

  • TocksNedlog

    We all might want to wait to hear exactly what he will admit to having done.

  • TocksNedlog

    We all might want to wait to hear exactly what he will admit to having done.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    who wants to guess how long until a book is released? a cash cow is in need of milking.

  • http://twitter.com/Leesuhz Leesuh

    Gotta love Karma…it always comes back to bite you in the butt!! Just ask Lance Armstrong!