Tour de Apology: Lance Armstrong crams in so-sorries before Oprah; Update: Other Lance Armstrong confessions

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Well, yeah, he’s gotta save something for the exclusive, hyped-to-the-max Oprah interview! As Twitchy told you last week, disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong will appear on the talk show queen’s network set to air on Jan. 17.

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Well, duh. Armstrong is getting all his long-overdue, cynically-timed apologies out of the way in time for the huge Oprah-enabled publicity blitz. Pesky gestures. But crocodiles can turn on the tears and sorrow on cue.

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Wonder if the cameras will be rolling for this:

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We bet Armstrong’s performance on Oprah will rival any Golden Globe award winner’s. Prepare the Livestrong-branded tissue boxes.

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Update: Jaundice-eyed observers of the Lance Armstrong circus are suggesting other possible Lance Armstrong confessions.

https://twitter.com/Oz_019/status/290918084859011072

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Winner:

https://twitter.com/BuffaloJoe_21/status/290919209179959296

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