First, we never thought it possible that we could look at Jen Psaki and wish she were the White House press secretary again. Still, she’s taken her talents to MSNBC and is reminding us that she can still lie for her former boss with the best of them. What’s her advice for the State of the Union Address tonight? Well, President Joe Biden is “an amazing storyteller” and just needs to tell a story.
His stories are amazing, it’s true. Most of them are made up, and it’s amazing he thinks we’ll believe them. Our guess is that Biden will avoid storytime Tuesday night, but you never know.
Jen Psaki: "What he needs to do is tell a story. Joe Biden is an amazing storyteller." pic.twitter.com/Lw87ln5Zxr
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) February 7, 2023
I agree. The Cornpop story was riveting.
— Michael Hosea (@MathDozer) February 7, 2023
… So I have hairy legs… And they turn blonde in the sun…
— Mike Collins (@RealMiketyMike) February 7, 2023
He sure is, I mean the story about him at the neighborhood pool with all the kids is one of my favorites lol
— IrishEsteban (@IrishFireSox) February 7, 2023
Yeah we’ve heard his stories. My favorite is the conductor at Amtrak. He hasn’t told that one in awhile— how many more miles has he flown on Air Force One this time? pic.twitter.com/orMResgeP0
— Aaron Gardner (@aaronrgardner) February 7, 2023
Yeah I like the one about half the women in his administration are women, tell that one.
— Jerry Ledford (@JerryLedford6) February 7, 2023
Liar in Chief 🤣💀 pic.twitter.com/QVad8VBhsu
— Top Secret (@ICU1010) February 7, 2023
Even the New York Times admitted that the “Storyteller in Chief’s” yarns “often unravel.”
Can he tell the story about little black children rubbing his leg hair in the swimming pool again?
That one makes me tear up every time.
— J Of The Jay (@jabster42) February 7, 2023
How many times will he mention…
Joey
Kitchen table
Trains
Beau
Scranton
Greatest Job-creating President in history
Uncle's Purple Heart— Joe Shlabotnik (@dougdrvr) February 7, 2023
I’d love to hear the Amtrak story again 😂
— STEM (@indianajones996) February 7, 2023
Just not the train story… again !
— John Pharr (@johnnbgourmet32) February 7, 2023
"no joke"
"to be clear"
"My dad said to me…"
"i'm not joking"— ((Civil_DiscourseNY)) 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸 (@Next_andReady) February 7, 2023
Yea, he definitely tells a lot of doozies.
— Brad Krall (@BradKrall) February 7, 2023
Is he going to tell the one about how his house burned down with Jill in it? Or how his grandfather was an All-American? Or how he used to drive an 18-wheeler? Or how his son Beau died in Iraq?
Biden really needs to avoid the “stories” and tell the truth for a change.
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NYT’s attempt to paint Biden as some charming ‘Storyteller in Chief’ instead of the big fat liar he really is goes SO wronghttps://t.co/ab9QQ0UiXE
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 11, 2022
