New game: What is Senator-elect John Fetterman listening to?

Gisele Fetterman wanted “consequences” for the NBC News reporter who said that John Fetterman was having trouble understanding her so they held the interview using a speech-to-text program. And then followed a whole week of advocates for the disabled asking if we thought people who needed glasses could be senators.

We don’t know when this photo was taken — it’s snowing and Fetterman’s wearing shorts — but someone had the curiosity to ask what Fetterman was listening to. There were a lot of repeat answers, but they’re good ones anyway, so …

What's he listening to? pic.twitter.com/5oGErNYbPb

— 🇺🇲🏴‍☠️⛈️Nick⛈️🏴‍☠️🪶🍊 (@intranick) November 11, 2022

“Everybody poops” narrated by the late Judy Blume. https://t.co/k5gljLsn3Q

— EEE (@EEElverhoy) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/t9yIQWVVI6

— Morgan Rhinegelt (@rhinegelt) November 11, 2022

His wife.

— DeltaDawn (@Whazdatflower) November 11, 2022

Sharp dressed man – ZZ Top

— Sarah Fulbrook (@KellewaySarah) November 11, 2022

Static

— Harrison (@HarrisonKrank) November 11, 2022

Nothing. That's a shoe string

— Sam (@Kangarooster_) November 11, 2022

🥃 pic.twitter.com/QlsBr0AgqJ

— Chris McGuire (@mrmcgoo71) November 11, 2022

I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here
I don’t belong here

— 🦩rockmom 💃🏻 (@rockmom) November 11, 2022

Hooked on Phonics

— Reload (@Reload_67) November 11, 2022

The wheels on the bus go round and round

— Tony woody (@tonywoody1574) November 11, 2022

Probably this version:

the joker before blowing up a bus in gotham pic.twitter.com/fx2Gde4yeC

— ༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ (@gothjafar) November 10, 2022

Baby Shark Shark Shark 🦈

— Deanna Green (@DeannaG91656898) November 11, 2022

The Strokes

— JAG (@Drum747) November 11, 2022

Self-improvement tapes

— Tom Matteo❤🤍💙 (@tommyboyinct) November 11, 2022

Nothing. He just likes to hold it.

— President John (@JohnPhillips26) November 11, 2022

It’s not on

— Christian Rodriguez (@PilotAdam_1) November 11, 2022

The Monster Mash 😂

— Asha 🇺🇸💫 (@ASHA_G99) November 12, 2022

Food Can Fix It – Dr Mehmet Oz, audiobookhttps://t.co/csEAXlI2Dh

— SoulPhilosophy🧡Annie🧡🥰🙏🏽 (@SoulPhilosophy) November 11, 2022

Poor Dr. Oz … we guess he’ll have to go back to ONE OF HIS TEN MANSIONS.

Related:

Try not to laugh: Twitter has questions about John Fetterman’s neckhttps://t.co/La3HDcz2Gb

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 12, 2022