As Twitchy reported, Elon Musk showed up at Twitter HQ today carrying a sink, which gives us the idea that he’s getting ready to get rid of everything but the kitchen sink. It’s been rumored that Musk is going to let up to 75 percent of the workforce go; they must have a lot of people on staff to suppress as many conservative accounts as they do. Is the guy who searches for the word “pansy” all day every day going to be let go?
Libs of TikTok posted this video of a day in the life of a Twitter employee. We’re not sure if it’s real, but we’re pretty convinced: This is how they depict dot-com offices on shows like “The Simpsons.” Check out the meditation room, the yoga studio, and the red wine on tap.
This is “a day in the life of a Twitter employee.” No wonder @elonmusk is firing 75% of them pic.twitter.com/cAHOuni765
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 26, 2022
This is camp for adults complete with steam table cuisine and hemp farts.
— Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) October 26, 2022
…so, college. This is college. No wonder they love it.
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) October 26, 2022
Wheres the room where they actually work?
— Zaelesis (@Zaelesis) October 26, 2022
No wonder we still don’t have an edit button.
— Choke_on_this (@Comfortably_ill) October 26, 2022
Retirees put in more honest work in a day than that.
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) October 26, 2022
This explains a lot.
— John J (@JohnJtheSane) October 26, 2022
SHOW THE MEAN TWEET VAULT
— Anthony (@antelvezio) October 26, 2022
Seems more like being on a cruise than being at work…
— Loque (@ShinLoque) October 26, 2022
Recommended
Literally adult daycare 😫
Tech can probably reasonably fire 50% of people and it will literally not be felt performance wise 🫡
— Ugur Mersin (@UgurMersin61) October 26, 2022
Drink every time she says "super cool" or "really neat" 🍻
— Christian (@captainkindie) October 26, 2022
… unwinding from what?
— 💾💾💾 (@TheAtSignThing) October 26, 2022
That was our question. She mentioned in passing they had a couple of projects to pound out.
https://twitter.com/Sys_nax/status/1585395868013715456
Like I said to some other guy: we don't even have a coke machine where I work.
— StarfighterInteractive (@StarfighterInt1) October 26, 2022
To be fair she says she’s on a trip there so does actually work there? Or is she some sort of freelancer/agency that is doing some work with/for twitter
— Joe (@corporalcokwash) October 26, 2022
And all they had to do to keep their job was not be a commie online
— Nick SWANb€rg (@nswanz34) October 26, 2022
You do understand that a 60+ sec video of developers staring at their screens and typing would be a tad boring, but I'm betting that's a huge percentage of most engineers' day.
But no saltwater fish tanks on every floor so I could never work there.
— Spartacus (vi/vim) (@joeantol) October 26, 2022
Engineer’s day, yes. But we’re talking about the people whose job is to censor conservatives. They probably work overtime.
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Related:
‘Demand in one hand …’ Entitled Twitter employees send list of MUH DEMANDS to their soon-to-be new boss Elon Musk and LOL (thread)https://t.co/6dFSAw8mqq
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 26, 2022
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