As Twitchy reported earlier, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said that the Biden administration’s 2021 accomplishments — including COVID vaccines — were outlined in a new memo. Drew Holden has obtained a copy of that memo that went out to media outlets and he’s breaking it down for us. This is what the White House is telling the media to report on as the year comes to a close — and being the stenographers they are, that’s what they’ll do.

“Today 99 percent of schools are open” — except a bunch of them are reverting back to remote learning over the winter break and into January.

Funny that the White House specifically states that 229,000 state and local jobs were lost “in the final five months of the Trump administration.” Why focus on just those five months?

Again, “in the final 3 months of the Trump administration,” leisure and hospitality jobs were lost. Hmm, what could have affected places like restaurants?

“The price of gas at the pump has decreased nearly 10 cents since its peak.” And what was that peak? And how does it compare to gas prices last year? This is as dumb as their claim you were saving $0.16 on your Fourth of July barbecue.

White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain actually retweeted that graph showing gas prices falling … two cents over a week.

They’ve already had meetings with the media to show them how to report on the Biden economic “boom” — now they’re writing their year-in-review stories for them.

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