We hope we can get some investigative reporters on this, because according to the Associated Press, no one’s sure if it was Major Biden or Champ Biden who pooped in the hallway outside the Diplomatic Reception Room Wednesday. Major’s been almost as much of a troublemaker as Hunter Biden, but who knows what Champ is capable of?

Can’t Biden find Hunter a seven-figure government job walking the dogs?

There’s even context:

What happened Wednesday wasn’t the first known instance of dog poop inside the White House, given the long history of presidential dog ownership.

President Barack Obama’s dog Sunny liked to sneak off and poop in the mansion, his wife, Michelle, once said.

President Donald Trump did not have a pet at the White House.

Just leaving this here again:

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