The piece going around today from Healthline is from February, but it’s making the rounds of Twitter after someone noticed a piece on the sexual peak of “vulva owners.” That one’s new to us, although we did report in May on Toronto’s mayor trying to fight the stigma around periods on behalf of all the city’s “menstruators,” and Tampax just last month celebrated the diversity of “all people who bleed.”
And people are actually having ceremonies where they burn their “Harry Potter” books because J.K. Rowling is a transphobe for suggesting sex is an immutable characteristic. What makes you TERFs think trans activists are trying to erase women?
But yeah, vulva owners:
the phrase "i am going to go join ISIS now" gets thrown around a lot these days,,, pic.twitter.com/sWWODB3cpe
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) November 30, 2020
"Vulva Owners" sounds like it's from an ad for some ill-advised brand name.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) November 30, 2020
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) November 30, 2020
We also would have accepted “individuals with a cervix” or “birthing people.”
— Gretchen Lynn (@Bubola) November 30, 2020
When you buy a new vulva at the vulva store, but you can’t get it to work properly, can you return it? pic.twitter.com/Ox4ogW99eT
— Claire Lehmann (@clairlemon) November 30, 2020
The next logical step in this language campaign is the vulva emancipation. "How dare anyone presume to own a vulva!"
It is at that point that the left will embrace state vulva regulation because all left wing campaigns are doomed to end in self parody.
— Ackchyually Joe (@jmotivator) November 30, 2020
I assume this is a typo and they meant “Volvo”
— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) November 30, 2020
Mine has All-Wheel Drive. It eats the tires, however.
— Lawrence Haymoose, Esq. (@haymoose) November 30, 2020
Gotta keep that rubber fresh
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) November 30, 2020
We interviewed Kurt Livingston, a person with a Volvo, about this topic and he said he hit his sexual peak the day before he bought the car. pic.twitter.com/jpEVt8ROGk
— Follow Up News (@FollowUpNewsGuy) November 30, 2020
This is so horrendous and hilarious at the same time.
— Lena (@Castle_AU_) November 30, 2020
I’m trying so hard not to give up on humanity, but they’re making it very difficult.
— James Carrico (@james_carrico) November 30, 2020
Ideology is having one hell of a time with reality, ‘eh?
— Soylent John ? (@SoylentJohn) November 30, 2020
— Azeem Azhar (@azeem) November 30, 2020
Owners? Like it's some object?
— Crime Master Gogo (@Seroraptor) November 30, 2020
I feel like there's meme potential for vulva-owners but I just can't manage to put my fingers on it
— Fedora Trenchcoat (@FTrenchcoat) November 30, 2020
Stop the planet. I want to get off.
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) November 30, 2020
— ⛄snoweegee? (@KatWeegee) November 30, 2020
W O M E N not so hard really
— Petite Kraken (@Pamelajn922) November 30, 2020
Wait, on the third one, is "birthing people" referring to the act or the entity doing the act?
— drumr (@drumr7) November 30, 2020
The entity. Cause there are 426 other genders that can have babies so we need to narrow it down.
— Thinzilla cant believe he was excited for football (@Thinzilla) November 30, 2020
Birthing Individuals With A Cervix Who Own Vulvas, or BIWACWOVs, is how I will refer to the sex formerly known as ‘womxn’ from now on.
— Your Mom’s Favorite (@BigDaddyLand) November 30, 2020
“Medically reviewed” by someone who isn’t a doctor or scientist, which tells you everything.
— Michael Sleestak (@Michael11114181) November 30, 2020
And I'm going to bang my head against the wall some more
— President Elect-FallenFighter86 (@A_A_Ron_314) November 30, 2020
Owners of fingers who typed out these headlines should learn to code
— Vereker (@WPVereker) November 30, 2020
— Chump-Elect Sean Moss ?? (@mossman86) November 30, 2020
Sorry for sounding dumb but if i said something like 'dont they just mean women?' would that get me lynched?
— Prometheus (@fahimferdinand) November 30, 2020
Women just don't exist anymore I guess…
— Rowan? ?? (@Lawlatu) November 30, 2020
I remember when saying shit like that was considered misogynistic instead of woke.
— Burnertw!tter (@TterBurnertw) November 30, 2020
Toronto’s mayor proclaims #MenstrualHygieneDay to help end the stigma surrounding periods for menstruators https://t.co/TlReANIFkN
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 29, 2020
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