Sometimes the Biden campaign makes a gaffe as big as any of Joe Biden’s. They put together a heartwarming video of Biden intercut with some nice footage of families being families. But they also promised that if Biden is elected president, he’s going to take care of your family like he’s taken care of his own.
If I have the honor of being elected president, I will take care of your family like I would my own. pic.twitter.com/MsIORKeVTF
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 2, 2020
— Katie Scarlet (@Katiescarlet2) November 2, 2020
So we all get sweetheart deals from other countries pic.twitter.com/9zG29YfjA9
— Mr S is gonna live on a boat (@slomotion4199) November 2, 2020
He's gonna put us all on advisory boards for energy companies!!!!
— Sierchio (@JaySierchio) November 2, 2020
I’m so excited for my new board position. Thanks, Big Guy!
— Holly Briden (@HollyBriden) November 2, 2020
Hot Damn I'm going to make $80,000 a month!!
— MaryAnnNotGinger (@MAnotGinger) November 2, 2020
Burisma board seats for everyone!
— NH (@TwoQuoque) November 2, 2020
Hell yeah! Y’all got anymore of those Burisma jobs bro??? pic.twitter.com/ZEMzz3dlPR
— Griftin Ain’t Easy (@GriftinAintEasy) November 2, 2020
But I can’t speak Russian and have no experience in the oil industry.
— Jeff on Accordion ?? (@accord10n) November 2, 2020
Should I send my bank details now Dad?
— Mr 2nd Opinion (@G0DOnIyKN0WS) November 2, 2020
Awesome! Can't wait for my $83,000 per month job at an Eastern European country's oil and gas firm.
— Tim ? (@tamedmustache) November 2, 2020
Does that mean I would have to give 10% of my income to 'the big guy' now?
— steadybacon (@steadybacon1) November 2, 2020
So we’ll all have to kick up 10% to you? Cash under the table, right?
— WeWerePromisedZombies! (@JeromehartlF) November 2, 2020
Sweet. All the drugs and made up jobs I could ever want.
— Guy Faux (@Faux_Guy_) November 2, 2020
FREE CRACK AND CHINESE MONEY FOR EVERYBODY
— Captain Barf ? (@barf_captain) November 2, 2020
I've seen your family stay away from mine.
— SheepotaurTheUndying (@sheepotaur) November 2, 2020
Thanks but I can take care of my own family
— KellyLynn??? (@Honestly_Kelly) November 2, 2020
— Eric Thomas (@emthomas279) November 2, 2020
I have a dad, thanks. And I can take care of myself.
— coyote_50 (@coyote_50) November 2, 2020
Wait. Like the grandkids you acknowledge or the ones you pretend don't exist?
— Cabbit (@OldCabbit) November 2, 2020
He doesn’t seem to know how many grandchildren he has. Hopefully, the mother of his newest grandchild was able to wrangle child support out of Hunter in court.
‘I think I know where Hunter’s cocaine went’: The Atlantic writer claiming he’s voting for Joe Biden because ‘he’s just a decent guy’ BACKFIRES https://t.co/Ckp5yCjEEg
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 17, 2020