Are we the only ones nostalgic for the days of his 2016 presidential campaign when Bernie Sanders was hanging out with rapper Killer Mike? We haven’t seen him around, and it looks like Bernie Sanders has found a new muse: rapper Cardi B. The two bonded back in April when Cardi B revealed her mutual love for Social Security:
— SocialSecurityWorks (@SSWorks) April 9, 2018
We’re going to skip past all the dirt on Cardi B, who tweeted that she’d “dog walk” Tomi Lahren if she didn’t leave her alone, and get right to the important business at hand, which is Sanders and Cardi B hanging out at a nail salon and talking politics.
Cardi B's nails are juuuust a little different than mine. Our views on the issues are pretty similar. pic.twitter.com/PhA2wXnkpy
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) August 15, 2019
Socialism? You’re soaking in it! (Anyone else old enough to get that reference?)
Before we get into the comments, we’d like to repost this video of Cardi B breaking down her monthly earnings and complaining that after taxes, she has to make a million dollars just to take home $500,000 and her monthly bills are $300,000. What’s a girl to do?
you for real just lost my vote.
— яσвуη (@RobynSunshine12) August 15, 2019
Does she understand what socialism is?
She gives 80% of her money to the government to divvy it out to lazy people.
She may have to cut back on the manicures and pedicures.
— 🇺🇸Adam Alfonso ✝️🇺🇸 (@AlfonsoAlmond) August 15, 2019
She was ticked when she calculated the government was taking 45 percent — good luck with that under President Sanders. Actually, she’ll probably be in his cabinet and the tax laws won’t affect her.
And between the two of you,you almost reached a double digit IQ
— David Alan Ryan (@davideo1226) August 15, 2019
Like Cardi B, do you wonder what urine tastes like?
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) August 15, 2019
Cardi B on people making $9 an hour: "It don't make no sense." She gets it. 💯💯💯
— David Pinsonneault (@dcpinsonn) August 15, 2019
We’re convinced. Forget all those economics classes.
— ꀭꆂꁹꋫ꓅ꑛꋫꁹ ꒒ꐇꂑꌚ ꀭꂑꁒꍟꁹꍟꁴ ꒓ꆂꁒꍟ꒓ꆂ Ⓥ (@notababycow) August 15, 2019
Will she still be able to afford those nails if your tax plan is implemented?
— Elle Driver's Firebird (@JacobyChrisrt) August 15, 2019
You should get your nails done like hers
— Carl (@PooWithEyes) August 15, 2019
Her nails may be longer, but your claws are much more grasping in scope.
— D.G. Knickerbocker (@DGKnickerbocke1) August 15, 2019
Bernie, I don't wanna hear a damn thing this pop culture figure has to say about politics. I'm exhausted of celebrity input on politics, we have enough of that with a game show host in the white house. This feels cheap and condescending. You're better than this.
— GUN REFORM NOW (@EPASketch) August 15, 2019
Literally thought this was a skit or joke when i scrolled by.. lol wtf ?
— Anthony Necerato (@Anthonynecerato) August 15, 2019
Omg the pandering
— Doug 2028 (@DougEmhoffStan) August 15, 2019
— Duke Santos 2000 (@unashamedusa) August 15, 2019
Oh my god somebody please shoot me
— Brennan Snyder (@B_Snyder32) August 15, 2019
I love bernie but…… pic.twitter.com/SbxsKk173k
— Cameron Mitchell (@Cameroncavs) August 15, 2019
When did Bernie become so cringe
— EmoLaborUnionist (@emolaborunion) August 15, 2019
This is so embarrassing
— London Lass (@LondonLass9) August 15, 2019
The Mayans were right
— John P Hunt (@JohnHunt07) August 15, 2019
It didn’t work with Killer Mike and this won’t either.
— Marky D (@captmarkyd) August 15, 2019
— YERRRV Gotti (@BryptoQ) August 15, 2019
And the winner of the caption contest is …
Your mother and I are very concerned about your grades pic.twitter.com/p6L0URag3j
— Ben Shapiro's Rhetoric Inspires Mass Shooters (@EoinHiggins_) August 15, 2019
No big deal, just Cardi B floating a conspiracy theory that ‘racist’ Chicago Police framed Jussie Smollett https://t.co/0s3CNe0MIk
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 19, 2019