As Twitchy reported earlier, an obviously delusional Alyssa Milano took credit for pro-life legislation like Georgia’s heartbeat bill “being discussed in a serious manner on our national news cycle” thanks to her tweet endorsing a sex strike, after she’d been slammed as both anti-feminist and transphobic.
The only people applauding her were conservatives who credited her with helping reduce the number of abortions through abstinence.
So it’s only a matter of hours before Snopes jumps in to “fact-check” the false narrative being promoted by the folks at Christian satire site The Babylon Bee, who did some of their best work:
Alyssa Milano Launches Line Of Purity Ringshttps://t.co/AO7pIMWih3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 13, 2019
Milano called for a sex strike to promote abortion rights. But she quickly realized her followers wouldn’t be able to keep their promises without a purity ring, a truth discovered by Christians many years ago. So in conjunction with a jewelry manufacturer in Beverly Hills, she launched the line of high-end purity rings on Monday.
“The best way to destroy conservative pro-lifers is by showing how well abstinence works to prevent pregnancies,” she said in a video unveiling the new rings. “Now, you can make that commitment public with my Purity line.”
The rings have inscriptions like “True Love Waits,” “Men are Evil,” and “No Sex Til Marriage,” phrases Milano says will “totally own the cons.”
No, but seriously, her tweet really got a serious discussion going on all the cable news channels.
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) May 13, 2019
Love the BB. Soo good lately
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) May 13, 2019
— RLPJR (@ngmlbpol) May 13, 2019
— Singing Cath (@singingcath) May 13, 2019
Put on that ring, queen!!!
— Andrea, the Canadian with the bangs (@theother_95) May 13, 2019
I actually lol'd
— Russell Tenhoff (@RussellTenhoff) May 13, 2019
I fell for it.. but wouldn’t be surprised if she did this 😂
— Krista Kelly (@bluskylar) May 13, 2019
This is brilliant!! pic.twitter.com/3QISNmSPBL
— June (@JCH84551) May 13, 2019
— Two_Planker (@pschaver) May 13, 2019
— Issac (@hijode_issac) May 13, 2019
— Ted (@TedTheCortez) May 13, 2019
Sex is fulfilling when enjoyed in the paradigm of a heterosexual marriage.
— TruthCatapult (@tummala82) May 13, 2019
Own the cons by advocating for cons policies👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
— TheRealThomasBurt (@BurtZubabatom) May 13, 2019
When do you think Snopes will fact check this?
— Luke 9:23-24 (@TS7Track12) May 13, 2019
— Jeremy (@Jermz0001) May 13, 2019
Snopes: FaCt ChEcK-AlYsSa MiLaNo DID IN FACT oRdEr a LiNe Of pUrItY rInGs
— Miss Jennifer ll-// (@MissJennifer116) May 13, 2019
— Absalon (@Shalom32) May 13, 2019
— The Brown Recluse Society 🕸 (@BRecluseSociety) May 13, 2019
— Based Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (PARODY Account) (@fake_aoc) May 13, 2019
This is better content than CNN will ever produce
— Gray🇺🇸 (@Thinky_Boi) May 13, 2019
😂 Now THAT'S Christian Satire!
— Jonathan Allain ❤️✝️ & ⌨️🖱️🎮 (@eolith) May 13, 2019
Might just be your best work ever right here
— Nathan Mizell (@natefantasy) May 13, 2019
— Cliff Pappe (@range_4) May 13, 2019
— Song of Joy (@SongofJoy6) May 13, 2019
Leon Wolf DESTROYS Snopes after it once again fact-checks the Babylon Bee to protect a liberal https://t.co/R2uiEjOMsX
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 11, 2019