We should probably get a screenshot of this since Twitter doesn’t have a sense of humor anymore and suspended the great parody account @BetosBlog pretty quickly.
As Twitchy reported, Vanity Fair hired Annie Leibovitz to photograph Beto O’Rourke for its (second) embarrassingly fawning profile of the 2020 presidential candidate, and some noticed that Beto’s dog doesn’t look very happy in any of the photos.
this was actually just an elaborate annie leibovitz photo shoot for beto's dog pic.twitter.com/RtVDuIUptS
— Micah Grimes (@MicahGrimes) March 13, 2019
so I hear Beto's dog is running?
— Andrea Peterson (@kansasalps) March 13, 2019
She did manage to get the dog in every shot, and now she has her own parody account.
I'm Artemus. Beto O'Rourke claims to be my owner, which heaps large amounts of shame upon me. I'm here to tell my story and hopefully, someone will save me from the hell that is my life.
— Artemus the Ashamed (@Artemus123) March 14, 2019
Come on, Twitter, let us have this. In the meantime, here are other great takes on Beto’s dog.
“He makes me listen to Bad Brains and I have to tell him it’s good. I want to die every day.” https://t.co/0ej5CyvKQ2
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 13, 2019
"Someone. Please. Help me." pic.twitter.com/joLYG0F848
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 13, 2019
Where is the @gofundme?! Beto's dog needs all the help he can get… Link? https://t.co/3KX3N8nsHU
— Henry Rodgers (@henryrodgersdc) March 14, 2019
There’s clearly something much darker plaguing Beto’s dog, Artemis https://t.co/L3abiBPXWq
— The Cut (@TheCut) March 13, 2019
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 13, 2019
I've made my 2020 decision, and I'm writing in Beto O'Rourke's dog. pic.twitter.com/Iy009tALc3
— David B Larter (@DavidLarter) March 13, 2019
why is beto's dog so mournful pic.twitter.com/255D3gTGXt
— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) March 13, 2019
Beto O’Rourke’s dog looks scared to death of him.
— Bureaucrat-O-Matic ????? (@VigoCarpathian1) March 14, 2019
Wtf did they do to Beto’s dog?
— My Own Echo Chamber (@MineEchoChamber) March 13, 2019
Beto takes better care of his furry costumes than he does for his dog. #SaveBetosDog
— President of Beer, internet drunk (@BeerPOTUS) March 14, 2019
What we see vs what the dog sees pic.twitter.com/u11wocJE4Z
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) March 13, 2019
Beto's dog is all of us when we first saw the Vanity Fair piece.
— DJ Wilson Stan Acct (@richhomiescon) March 13, 2019
I just went into twitter and my timeline is filled with Beto’s sad dog. ? ? ?
— Manolo (@MannyLinares3) March 13, 2019
You can easily tell a happy dog from very a sad dog #SaveBetosDog pic.twitter.com/ze9h56lpg0
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 14, 2019
Beto’s dog on the Vanity Fair cover. This poor guy looks he saw some shit in Vietnam back at Khe Sanh. pic.twitter.com/SmyT0zn4yj
— apathy is the new zen (@GeneMoustache21) March 14, 2019
Artemis – Lets hit the road. pic.twitter.com/UftiMgVyEv
— Cox (@HOLYSMKES) March 13, 2019
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) March 14, 2019
???ALERT: BETO O'ROURKE'S DOG THAT WISHES IT WASN'T THERE IS ALSO MIKE HUCKABEE'S DOG THAT WISHES IT WASN'T THERE!!! pic.twitter.com/Qc4KnIGaDy
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 13, 2019
beto ……… listen to yr dog pic.twitter.com/f2xTKKCAxY
— Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh) March 14, 2019
Makes more sense for the human to be named Artemis And the dog Beto
— Mic drop (@qr1131) March 14, 2019
Related:
‘He has an aura’: Vanity Fair gives Beto O’Rourke the full nausea-inducing glamor treatment https://t.co/YOw0akeHWY
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 13, 2019
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