The incredibly funny parody @BetosBlog that we told you about is no more:

We really wish Twitter could explain which kind of behavior is allowed and which isn’t, because it’s getting quite confusing:

You see, former CNN host Reza Aslan faced no punishment for “joking” about punching a teenager in the face:

We bet the “punchable face joke” only works one direction:

Death threats are OK, too, as long as you have the blue check by your name:

Come on, Jack! Be consistent!