It’s hard to believe we’re even still here to write about net neutrality, seeing as its rollback reportedly killed everyone in America. Remember all the tweets about how each Google search was going to cost you $1.99 and how it would have “a devastating impact on progressive organizers, activists, and our right to access vital, accurate information about reproductive health,” i.e., abortion?
Seriously, has anyone noticed anything different about the Internet since the FEC rolled back Obama-era net neutrality rules?
Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was among the net neutrality doomsayers (and also called the GOP tax cuts “Armageddon”) now says with Democrats back in charge of the House, they’re going to introduce a new net neutrality bill this week and perhaps revive the millions clinging to life since its devastating repeal.
— The Hill (@thehill) March 4, 2019
My brother has been on life support since the repeal. I know he'll recover faster now knowing those that perished and suffered will have not done so in vain.
— Stephen (@MadHere106) March 4, 2019
all those lives lost in the first battle…my god not again
— Trev – 📉Retest the Lows📈 (@hvymetalinvestr) March 4, 2019
Millions have already died. How does slowing down the internet bring them back?
— David Satanas (@DavidSmejkal666) March 4, 2019
So, many, lives, lost!
— Kevin Tutton (@TuttonKevin) March 4, 2019
How many more innocent, American lives will be lost to net neutrality?
— Paul (@PaulZWaDC) March 4, 2019
We’ll never get the millions of lives lost back
— Kody (@K_MARTmvtx) March 4, 2019
We all already died from net neutrality years ago though…
— !! (@mrdubya49) March 4, 2019
Its too late. The whole world is dead.
— Kevin (@Versperas) March 4, 2019
Everybody is dead though. Why now
— shooters shoot (@phillyvol5) March 4, 2019
Good luck @SpeakerPelosi, but it will never revive all those lives that have been lost due to the repeal of #netneutrality. But please do your best to prevent this ongoing no net neutrality plague – literally tens of lives are at stake…
— DespeRobbo (@Desperobbo) March 4, 2019
I wish I could get on the internet to read this, but net neutrality….
— Me (@Bodhi3323) March 4, 2019
If net neutrality is so important how can I still see this tweet.
— ✌🏻Jacob Stewart✌🏻 (@JacobStewart50) March 4, 2019
I thought I already died from this though? Or maybe that was the tax cuts, I don’t remember.
— Kyle (@kylemusic87) March 4, 2019
After internet speeds have gone up without it?
— Скйлэр (@Skyler74701120) March 4, 2019
Internet speed has increased since it was ended, so unless there’s some drastic change to come I’m missing the point of this other than to seed more power to the federal government
— Huge Merk (@TheHugeMerk) March 4, 2019
Great! Those faster internet speeds we’ve achieved over the last year are completely unnecessary. Also, will this raise from the dead the millions who died from the FEC’s repeal?
— Snow Miser (@Snow_Miser_) March 4, 2019
— RCarls (@RCarls1) March 4, 2019
— Chris Keithley (@KeithleyChris) March 4, 2019
YIPPY regurgitate old policies.
Dear God Democrats have nothing new to offer haha
— Pierre D… (@Ak_pied) March 4, 2019
I don't want reruns already, new content people!
— Scotty B (@ScottishDuke) March 4, 2019
This again. No wonder nothing gets done. pic.twitter.com/SXis1tKGSC
— FA in HFX (@AkulFred) March 4, 2019
BREAKING: A Democrat wants more government control.
— Tim in AZ (@_DeadFred) March 4, 2019
They must control your life!
— Woke Luciano💋 (@JoeyWoke) March 4, 2019
What’s the chance Pelosi’s actually read whatever bill it is they’re going to introduce?
THWAP! Here’s more proof the Dems’ freakout about net neutrality repeal was the rake-stomp of the YEAR https://t.co/PpfjwJOGe2
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 31, 2018