USA Today’s Brad Heath has brought us some information that should come as a surprise, but it’s still 2018 and 2019 shows no signs of being any more sane:
Also, apparently, among the millions of pages of records Mueller's has collected on Russian election interference is a "nude selfie." pic.twitter.com/E8eh3i0jxV
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) December 27, 2018
“Could the manner in which he collected a nude selfie really threaten the national security of the United States?” asks a lawyer for Concord Management and Consulting.
That depends: whose nude selfie?
That’s what this investigation was missing https://t.co/6YMnYfs80T
— erica orden (@eorden) December 27, 2018
You guys? Two words: Nude. Selfie.
If you were eating dinner, I apologize. https://t.co/xX2rLQ8JMy
— Rachel Fine (@RachelFine) December 27, 2018
to answer the age old question: "does the government have pictures of my junk?" probably, yes. https://t.co/o84IDDXitV
— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) December 27, 2018
Pls God let it be Carter Page. Only way that dude could get weirder. https://t.co/QAhOMVjir7
— Liz Mair (@LizMair) December 27, 2018
BRB going to the liquor store in preparation https://t.co/impHt5kN7N
— Andie the Obamanista (@TheObamanista) December 27, 2018
Has a book put out opening odds on who this is yet? https://t.co/h5NjB8iS5A
— Craig Needles (@NeedlesOnNews) December 27, 2018
Place your bets people. I’m going to say it’s Reince because wtf not? https://t.co/hSqt6NIkVb
— HudsonRiverCroc (@HudsonRiverCroc) December 27, 2018
I'm betting on Steve Bannon.
— Patrick Thomas (@Cr0ssroadBlues) December 27, 2018
It’s def Don Junior’s Junior
— TheShrike (@bklinger62) December 27, 2018
Anthony Weiner really gets around.
— Randall Fabiano 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇮🇪 (@lugosiwashere) December 27, 2018
I have said it for two years.
I shall say it again.
We are not getting out of this without seeing his junk. https://t.co/6Ny60ZASIA
— Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) December 27, 2018
Apparently Mueller has "nude selfies" of someone within the Trump campaign.
There are no good options.
— Stephen Spin (@StoneFaceBuster) December 27, 2018
On the one hand, it's 2018. We're entering the stage of our online/communications culture in which nude selfie-related things are going to happen in public life more often, and we should quit being shocked.
On the other hand, it's 2018, so of course THIS had to happen. https://t.co/B3Bxp1e0Pu
— Christian A. Young (@CA_Young) December 27, 2018
The writers of the 2019 season have previewed the horrors to come. https://t.co/45OXk5LcoC
— David French (@DavidAFrench) December 27, 2018
I’m not ready for this. https://t.co/HgvELix9Hr
— Mike Redding (@ReddingWriting) December 27, 2018
We're all gonna die. https://t.co/dQUhFJyMkX
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) December 27, 2018
— Maren (@MissMaren5) December 27, 2018
The Stormy Daniels–Donald Trump Twitter feud hits remarkable new low https://t.co/TggPh65W3Q
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 16, 2018