Feminist Molly Jong-Fast is a novelist, so we’ll presume she looks for new material everywhere, all the time. On Sunday, she spotted a photo and did some “shipping” — the slang term for fan fiction with a romantic twist; for example, pairing up Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock and letting the imagination run wild.
We’re not sure what’s so feminist about choosing Ivanka Trump for this exercise, but then again, she’s a Trump and fair game.
In any case, pour some white wine and enjoy:
She looked at his thin spindly neck. She could snap it like a twig, if she wanted, if she needed and she both wanted and needed because she longed for the touch of Doctor Sebastian Gorka. So what if he lacked security clearance, she would grant him clearance for her ample bosom. pic.twitter.com/sP0kAIPZLZ
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 3, 2018
Sure, he wore terrible vests and couldn’t park and made fake business cards but none of that could kill her passion for “Doctor” Sebastian Gorka. pic.twitter.com/q60zMCyzS7
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 3, 2018
Wasn’t there a rule about keeping the kids out of it? Guess she’s disqualified because of her age.
And this isn’t even the first attempt at erotic Trump fan fiction — remember when Julia Ioffe, now a correspondent for GQ, tweeted that “either Trump is f**king his daughter or he’s shirking nepotism laws” after learning that Ivanka Trump was getting an office in the White House space reserved for Melania Trump, who had chosen stay in New York with Barron until he finished school?
That was classy.
Others chipped in to keep the story rolling.
She would not gain Doctor Gorka’s exclusive affections easily. He was renowned for his romantic prowess – Omarosa, Hope, Sarah -all vied for his physical and intellectual brawn. Even the detached and cerebral Stephen was drawn by his nativist musk. It would be difficult campaign.
— Brent Orrell (@orrell_b) September 3, 2018
She was, however, undaunted by this challenge. She was a faithful student of her father’s unfaithfulness. She had seen her own mother overthrown and apprenticed in helping overthrow the hapless Marla. Today Show producers had honed her into a Medici rapier. Dr. G would be hers.
— Brent Orrell (@orrell_b) September 3, 2018
It’s both creepy and predictable that Rick Wilson added two paragraphs:
She'd lost all respect for Jared after the first night. She'd returned, reeking of Gorka's musk, flushed with previously unimagined pleasures, her senses and desires aflame.
Jared had looked at her, sniffed back a tear, and continued drinking his wheat-grass kombucha smoothie. https://t.co/G88HXjEIfe
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 3, 2018
Pardon me, but why are you writing gross pornographic fanfic about Ivanka? What is wrong with you? https://t.co/6SBSpOhJmS
— Inez Stepman (@InezFeltscher) September 3, 2018
It’s fun … like all the fan fiction we all used to write about Obama’s daughters getting it on with Clock Boy at Astronomy Night.
Because their minds are contaminated with that kind of think.
— Susan (@dazzee) September 3, 2018
72-hour hold for that one.
— Laura – The Hat Literally tells All (@LiglyCnsrvatari) September 3, 2018
This is what true conservatism looks like.
— Böhm Bawerk (@bohmbawerk1) September 3, 2018
It’s true … Wilson has been honored as an official Salon-approved conservative.
Well, we suppose it’s one way to kill time before Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation.
Related:
'HOLY SH*T'! Wrestler Bill Goldberg deletes JAW-DROPPING tweet at Ivanka Trump, claims he was 'hacked' [pic] https://t.co/nnRXJSe7Oc
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 22, 2018
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