Never mind that there’s a Supreme Court seat up for grabs in a month — supporters of Roe v Wade treat every single day as the day the government will take away their right to an abortion.

But since there is soon to be a vacancy on the Supreme Court, the hysteria is more concentrated than usual, and author Jennifer Wright has a hot new idea (based on a very old idea): women should place a female judge emoji in their dating profiles to show they’re serious about Roe v Wade, and their male partners had better be too.

That actually makes a lot of sense … seeing how sex and pregnancy go together. But keep in mind: this is the same person who thought this was a valid analogy, so we’re not even sure she knows how sex works:

Sex strike? We’re all for it.

Here’s a better idea … let’s all do this: