You know how it’s the job of late-night funnymen now to act as America’s moral conscience? Following the church massacre in Sutherland Springs, Texas, Stephen Colbert offered an analogy that we think was supposed to spur action on gun control.

Hmm … if your village had a tiger eating people every day, what would you do?

We knew there was a reason that chainsaw bayonet mount was there.

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