Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett is such a social media superstar that last year, the legislature named him the state’s Tweeter Laureate. He’s brought sexy back to the judicial branch with love notes to the Constitution and reminded today’s teens what “safe spaces” looked like to previous generations of combat veterans.
So as long as Willett is leading the way on social media, Texas ought to step up and set the bar for how the Twitter Laureate ought to make an entrance.
#SCOTX starts its new Term in 5 days.
The Chief has denied—again—my requests:
❌ smoke tunnel
❌ walk-out music
❌ t-shirt cannon
❌ lasers— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) August 27, 2016
.@JusticeWillett brings it all on opening day #SCOTX #GameDay ⚖??
— Dan ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@goal1321) August 27, 2016
The whole thing could be done for next to nothing; there are high school football teams that are treated that well, so why not give the “forgotten” branch of government a little love? The Supreme Court has been known to draw pretty good crowds now and then.
Sounds like it's Kickstarter time!
— Brandon Isleib (@earthdyedred) August 27, 2016
@atlblog what's more American than a fireworks display and flames shooting from the floor?
— Stephen Corby (@MTLegend) August 27, 2016
But you will have the tear-through banner and the Supreme Court of Texas Dancers.
— grant ?️? (@NotSoNiceville) August 27, 2016
At least you still have the SCOT dancers! Love those shorts and halter tops but wish they were female and not male DPS cops
— Stephen McLain (@wolfmanjaks) August 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/savagejen/status/769594527288033280
what about a hype man? Can you have a hype man rev up the crowd?
— Participating Speciously (@ParSpec) August 27, 2016
52 amplifiers. Fifty-two. Don't settle for less.
— Mark Michael (@MarkMic35809922) August 27, 2016
@t2gunner How about just a little bit of glitter?? #SCOTX
— Cult 45 Chrissie ???? (@cmg1266) August 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/AppliedGiftedEd/status/769627449550336000
https://twitter.com/SearchForNorth/status/769614418489597953
If only every Supreme Court oral argument session opened like Iron Chef. And today's secret ingredient is…jurisdiction.
— Subbaraman PLLC (@subblaw) August 27, 2016
A Michael Buffer appearance still seems reasonable. pic.twitter.com/zKywlmASX1
— Todd Gilbert (@cToddGilbert) August 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/ThomasHowery/status/769623132457934852
suggested walk out music
"Ice Ice Baby"
"I Fought The Law"
"Ridin' Dirty"
"Walk of Life"
"Shades of Gray" @RobertEarlKeen1— Puddy Talltale (@puddytalltale) August 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/sosumi2/status/769594861943033856
Denied!
https://twitter.com/mattkokkeler/status/769607997991428097
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