Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett is bringing sexy back with patriotic pickup line

Twitchy’s favorite tweeting judge, Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett, is a married man, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t benefit from this sweet pickup line. You don’t need to be a judge, just patriotic. Try it out in the mirror first, though.

Hey, girl—are you the Constitution? 'Cause I'm sworn to preserve, protect & defend you. pic.twitter.com/K9J4bu9Typ

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) December 15, 2015

It sure beats, “Hey girl—are you the Constitution? ‘Cause you’re a living, breathing document and I’d like to amend you to reflect contemporary values.” Especially when spoken in Al Gore’s voice. Let’s give it a try.

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@JusticeWillett I have eyes for your parchment.

— Grant Dunwoody (@tremlo3) December 15, 2015

@JusticeWillett back off man, I saw her first.

— Paul Rankin (@heyrankinboy) December 15, 2015

Works every time.