Jim Carrey might have kicked off the week with his attention-grabbing “Cold Dead Hand” music video, but by Friday the precious flower was threatening to sue “Fux News” for slander. Of course, Carrey’s entire video was essentially an attempt to slander the late Charlton Heston, which each chorus kicking off with the line, “Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand.”

Heston can no longer defend himself, obviously, so there’s something beautifully poetic in the week ending with a Charlton Heston movie very much in demand. It’s Easter weekend, so TV viewers across the nation settled down on the couch to enjoy that beloved holiday classic, “Dumb and Dumber.” No, it was that other holiday classic.


Despite Carrey’s feeble attempt to link gun ownership to “shooting blanks” and impotence, it doesn’t appear that Moses had anything to worry about in that department.