Greg Gutfeld heroically defends Jason Biggs’, Jim Carrey’s right to suck [video]

Hey, we have something in common with Jason Biggs after all! It’s a great moment for us too when Greg Gutfeld dedicates time and attention to Jason Biggs and Jim Carrey. We like a good laugh as much as anybody and appreciate Gutfeld’s special talent at uncovering their long-dormant entertainment value.

Gutfeld devoted a lot of time (well, several minutes) on Fox News’ “The Five” today (watch the full video here) to deliver an epic smack-down of Biggs, who doesn’t seem to have taken to heart Nickelodeon’s insistence that he “use better judgment and discretion in public communications,” if his tweets about the pope yesterday are any indication.

Jim Carrey didn’t experience the “great moment” that Biggs did on being called out by Gutfeld; in fact, in an emoticon-free statement sent by his press agent, he raised the possibility of legal action against “media colostomy bag” “Fux News” in response to their “vicious slander.” Has Carrey been out of the game so long he doesn’t recognize actual humor anymore? Or is he worried about the legal costs involved in proving in court that he’s not, indeed, a turd?

Well, you can’t really slander Heston, can you? He might be dead, be he’s surely one of those “heartless motherf*ckers” who aren’t worth protecting, right?

For his part, Gutfeld recalled his own “great moment” he shared with Biggs, although we do think his claim that Biggs has “grown” is prime material for a strenuous fact-check.

  • Scott

    Never mind Jason, that next American Pie movie in 2045 should provide another meal ticket, I mean pay check to buy some smokes, right?

    • Anderson

      Another movie I won’t see.

    • ClinkinKY

      Wow, who knew that Jason Biggs really was dumb enough to stick his…uh…nose where it didn’t belong. What a punk.

  • VerminMcCann

    “…he raised the possibility of legal action against ‘media colostomy bag’ ‘Fux News’ in response to their “”vicious slander.'”

    He needs better lawyers.

    Edit: Oh no! Marleah Leslie and Associates probably think I’ve slandered them now

    2: Actually, it looks the it’s just a PR firm that can’t afford a website, not a law firm. No wonder they have no idea what actionable slander is.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      The ones he has only love him for his money. Once they try to sue Greg, and then have all of Carey’s money they’ll be all “Jim who? Nevermind, just tell him I’m not in”.

      • VerminMcCann

        Well, whatever they do, they should hire an editor before they publish anything else. People using a semicolon where a comma is called for drives me nuts.

        (My point being that they’re obviously a shitty PR firm.)

  • Miss Clairee

    Jim Carrey is such a putz! He has stirred the pot over the past weeks with his twitter rants regarding gun control and that hideous video. Now he wants to cry, “Whah, whah, whah” like the complete wussy douchebag he is? Niiiiiice!

    Jim to his lawyers: “My vagina hurts and I think I’m ovulating. Whah, whah, whaaaaahhhh! I’m being bullied by that big, mean broadcasting company. Whah, whaaah, whhhaaaaahhhhh!”

    • rivers

      He only has the courage to take on dead people. He soooo hates it when living people call him on his vile, hate fillied spewage. #Thingsyoudidn’t knowaboutjimcarrey.
      (not really a hashtag. Yet.)

    • Brad

      Are you 8 years old?

      • rinodino

        Yes most conservative far right wingers are 82 going on 2

  • rivers

    Weird that pedophile Biggs acts like he has a problem with pedophiles. He liked it when his wife tweeted about him hooking up with 8th grade girls, so..inconsistent and a pig, how about that.

    • Brett McMicken

      well, you have to take into account what both “actors” are having to do to get people to realize that they are still alive.

  • Steve_J

    Read Carrey’s letter. The guy isn’t even clever.

    • Anderson

      He’s a rambling idiot.

    • Brad

      Then why are you so obssed with him?

      • tops116

        I ask that question to you in regards to Gutfeld.

  • Laurel

    Jason Biggs the has been that never was. Carey picks a fight then cries when he loses…the big cry baby.

  • KansasGirl

    Good grief, who raised Biggs?
    It’s rhetorical, I really don’t want to know. (chills)

  • Ben Bollman

    Jason Biggs has not learned the most important rule of comedy: If you are going to be vulgar at least be funny. Jim Carrey used to know this too but forgot sometime around 1998.

    • Brad

      Gutfeld is not funny.

      • Rulz

        He is, but I’m not sure that was his intent here.

      • Ben Bollman

        Oh looky there, all 7 of Jason Biggs’ fans came here to defend him.

        • rinodino

          And the 9 Greg not funny fans came here as well

          • Ben Bollman

            heh, pretty sure you can’t count

      • $23293071

        Unintentionally funny.

  • Anderson

    Two has been’s ranting on twitter. One famous for sticking his pecker in a pie and one famous for acting like a lunatic. I think Gutfield’s got them beat every time. Hes funny and he has fans.

    • Brad

      Gutfeld seems to be obsessed with Jason Biggs and Jim Carrey.

      • tops116

        And you seem obsessed with Greg Gutfeld.

      • Cambria

        Brad, you should unplug your computer and venture into the great big world outside. You spend the majority of your time on a site that you obviously don’t even like. Yeah, you need to get a life :)

        • Miss Clairee

          The bad thing Cambria, is that his comments are no more entertaining than the childish statements, “I know you are, but what am I?” …..and “Nana, nana, boo-boo!” Uninformed juveniles need to stay off Twitchy!

          • rinodino

            Then Malkin loses her audience that love her books . That’s not a good idea

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Biggs and Carrey vying for the title of least relevant in contemporary entertainment. Perhaps they’ll get a competition show on a local cable access channel in Guam.

    • Brad

      If they’re not relevant then why is Greg Gutfeld Fox News and Twitchy so obsessed with them?

      • Tommy Joe

        Getting a little repetitive there, Brad. Could it be you’re obsessed?

        • Ronald

          He’s got a point though. Twitchy is obsessed… actually scratch that. Twitchy is serving up delicious content to people that it knows are obsessed.

      • tops116

        That’s some pretty big talk coming from a guy that called Gutfeld a nobody and yet can’t talking about him.

  • Conrad2010

    Jim tells the Doc his ass hurts. Doc tells jim it’s must be from his recent ass reaming.

  • jb

    Actually, the mainstreaming of the parody of Carrey by Reason TV will do more damage to his rep than Gutfeld could ever hope to do.

  • prescient11

    hahahhahaha, gutfeld is the best. Keep rocking these idiots Greg. Seriously, weak sauce is all they gotz…. Peas.

  • $24185928

    Kudos to Greg.

  • Rob Stevely

    I love a guy who whines about intolerance after he calls gun owners MotherFer’s.

  • Brett McMicken

    Greg Gutfeld heroically defends Jason Biggs’, Jim Carrey’s right to suck


    are jason and jim a couple now?

  • notenoughtime

    Both irrelevant “actors” need to be ignored. The best place is at the movie house when the price of admission to their projects is not worth plunking down hard earned dollars. Biggs’ claim to fame today is a voice for a turtle on children’s programming that deserves better. Carrey’s claim to fame today is, well, something must be on the horizon.

    • Brad

      It would be great if you could actually stop talking about them. But you can’t.

      • ThorOdinson

        You realize that you’ve probably made more comments than every other commenter combined? Seems like you’re the one who’s obsessed, given your dozens upon dozens of responses.

      • tops116

        Like you can’t stop talking about Gutfeld, right?

      • Rulz

        Brad, not everyone has time to obsess over things like some liberals do.

  • Brad

    Greg Gutfeld seems to have some kind of Carrey/Biggs derangement syndrome.

    • BigTBoom

      It appears as if you’ve had a bit of Gutfeld derangement syndrome lately yourself.

  • Rulz

    “Pope Francis kissed the feet of a dozen minors today, in an effort to prove that the church is trying really hard to exercise restraint.”

    It’s part of a Catholic ritual. What an intolerant, xenophobic comment by Jason Biggs.

    By progressive logic, doesn’t that make Biggs a racist since the Pope is Latino?

    “Like, cuz there’s so many PEDOPHILE PRIESTS?”

    According to a study done at Hofstra (that’s Alan Colmes’s alma mater), children were abused at least nine times as much in the public school system than by the Catholic Church.

    Furthermore, the Blaze had a story about unions covering up teacher/school staff child sex abuse cases.

  • tops116

    Of course Jim Carrey has the right to suck. He’s been sucking since “The Majestic” came out… maybe even longer than that.

    • rinodino

      Yet he is still relevant enough to ride his back all week long hmmm imagine that?

  • Michael Anderson (WB)

    Check out the “press agent’s” website ( If you hit Ctrl-A (Cmd-A on Mac) you’ll see they’ve centered the text by pushing it out with dashes which have been set to the same color as the background.
    What sort of hack public relations firm can’t even do a kindergarten level public facing website?

  • Emily B

    That’s exactly what I was thinking! Are his co-stars of his new movie calling him daily begging him to please stop?

  • Seek

    I saw “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” the other week and thought it was terrific and funny.

  • ThorOdinson

    Yep, I’ve completely ruled out going to see Kick Ass 2, which I’d been looking forward to for a good long while… at least until Jim Carrey opened his big fat mouth. Now he and anyone he works with can forget about ever getting a dime from me again.

  • tops116

    Couple that with the fact that Carrey doesn’t seem to mind movies that feature lots of gun violence when he’s getting a paycheck to be in it.