There are generally two types of people who reside in Florida — those who shrug and just shake their heads at the day-to-day psychosis in this state, and those who generate that reaction. Get ready to meet one of the latter.
Matthew Leatham was arrested this week when in the pre-dawn, post-revelry hours, he tried to secure for himself a means of travel. In doing so he repeatedly called 911 in order to get a ride home. The folks over at The Smoking Gun were kind enough to share Matthew’s mug shot.
— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) February 3, 2021
Look, speaking as a resident, you do not have to try this hard to earn the Florida Man moniker. In fact, over 99% of those living here actually work on avoiding being tabbed as such, and for those remaining, it usually gets applied due to a severe LACK of cognitive effort.
There are a few times I think it is a rather a smart move to.judge a book by its cover.
This is one of them.
— Woody 🇺🇸🌈BLM, (he/him) (@AntiFacistVet) February 3, 2021
True, but you might be a bit out of phase mentioning books with this one.
— Patrick (@Patrickabald) February 3, 2021
98% chance there’s a Tim Tebow jersey hanging in his closet
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) February 3, 2021
He got tired of getting pulled over for DUI in Alabama and not being able to answer the question "Son, where you headed?"
— Joe Cattano (@CattanoJoe) February 3, 2021
It’s not a tattoo, it’s a birthmark. He’s the one true Florida Man that legends have spoken of.
— Strawhat Zach Byrd #BLM (@StrawhatZach) February 3, 2021
You do want this to be true…
Prob lost a fantasy league
— Mark (@TheNord_Dogg) February 3, 2021
That would at least give him a workable excuse for what happened. For the record, we severely doubt that is what happemed.
— DJ-KIMchi (@djjkim) February 3, 2021
This – it had to be done – and now it has been done.