Famed punk rock legend John Lydon is in the news, and it is for a decidedly non-punk reason. Known mostly as Johnny Rotten, the lead singer of the seminal punk band The Sex Pistols, Lydon is living what is apparently a rather sedate existence in the Los Angeles area these days.
According to a new book from the rocker John spends much of his time in Venice Beach accommodating the wildlife on his property, to a certain level of personal distress.
— 1 NEWS (@1NewsNZ) November 23, 2020
Sounds like Anarchy In The Under Armor.
This is of course leads to other questions, like why does he have fleas south of the border like that, why did any media outlet think this was newsworthy — and just WHY IN THE HELL WOULD HE LET PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!
Ok, who had the Flea Bite on Penis square on their 2020 Bingo card?!
— Maria M Macario (@mafemazziotti) November 23, 2020
“Rescuing squirrels” is not a euphemism I’m familiar with.
— Bartyslartfast (@BRikbruce) November 23, 2020
I made it almost 42 years without thinking about Johnny Rotten’s penis.
— Blue Blazer #BidenHarris2020 (@thechipcarey) November 23, 2020
Yes, we all could do with less intel on rock stars and their infested nether regions.
It was a flea. A flea bit Johnny Rotten's penis. So, ya gotta ask, where was Johnny Rotten's penis when he rescued the squirrel? Applaud him for the rescue.
— 5FtOh (@nahlaw) November 23, 2020
Okay, we’ll applaud…we guess…
It appears this photo was taken while the flea attack was underway.
— Jack Kuenzie (@JKuenzie) November 23, 2020
An actual flea, not the bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Probably.
— Brian Guy (@ItsThatBriGuy) November 23, 2020
Yes, clarity here is needed.
GOD SAVE MY PEEN
— Scottmakingcents BNB (@scotmakingcents) November 23, 2020
The flea was like, "never mind the bollocks"…
— Thought Criminal #NeverBiden #NeverTrump (@thunder0291) November 23, 2020
Some headlines beg a read. But, honestly, the most surprising reveal in the article is that Johnny Rotten is only 64 years old.
— 1TwitPony (@NastyLexWoman) November 23, 2020
Will the flea be held in observation? Y'know, in case it caught anything from Johnny?
— AnGEL Sanchez (@originaldayfan) November 23, 2020
Wow, this is the weirdest thing I’ve read in a looooonnng time! Considering this occurred in this garbage year- that’s sayin’ something!
— Jessica Aguilar (@GulliJessica) November 23, 2020
In any other year this would have been