We have already been denied any further amusement from an Eric “Duke Nuke’em” Swalwell campaign, and by the looks of things we may only have Beto O’Rourke to laugh at for a short while as well.
So, in an effort to have some fun with the 0.0% trending future of this nation, there was a dose of good mockery to be had. While his platform has been all but non-existent in the minds of voters Beto has sure provided us with a number of mirthful photos and videos.
The latest has him, for some damned reason, grinning goofily from the floor in an airport terminal. Cue the snark stampede!
Caption contest! pic.twitter.com/rRpMnxRmfg
— Jack Posobiec ?? (@JackPosobiec) July 22, 2019
Let the mockery flow through you, people!
"I recommend testing out your immune system regularly."
— We Need More Coolidge (@PaineInTheNeck) July 22, 2019
"Feeling cute, might delete later"
— Pseudonymous Midwit「₿??」 (@pseudonymidwit) July 22, 2019
Cosmo's least clicked centerfold.
— LaughAtLefties (@LaughAtLefties) July 22, 2019
I'm almost as low as my approval ratings
— tsull2121 (@tsull2121) July 22, 2019
“Does this angle make me look more Hispanic?” Or better yet, “¿Este ángulo me hace parecer más hispano?” ????♀️
— kendraB (@RealKendraLea) July 22, 2019
— Beto Plissken (@JustaSoldierUS) July 22, 2019
Uncle Rico is the perfect avatar for this man.
“When they go high, I go Beto.”
— Pillars of the Parthenon (@StraightHand) July 22, 2019
“So woke, Beto refuses to leave a footprint of any kind” – Global Warming Summit
— Rob (@TheRealRobV921) July 22, 2019
But let’s take a moment and appreceiate how novel this is.
Floors.. tables… wtf!! Get off the airport floor!!
— Lady Kate (@Wishful_wink) July 22, 2019
“You told me to get off the tabletops!”
— Bevfefe (@Bev_Graham) July 22, 2019
Seriously, this is something of a refreshing change.
Although for some the image was just too much to inspire captions.
I just I can't all I can think is WHY IS YOUR HAND ON THE AIRPORT FLOOR
— libertarians4Pete ??☮️ (@libertarians4pb) July 22, 2019
We are going to miss you. And rather soon, according to the polls.