You cannot read this brilliant thread about the anniversary of the end of Net Neutrality because the internet is gone and we are all dead

We have all become apathetic to the claims of the left about any policy that derives right-of-center. The tax cuts, pulling out of the climate deal, repairing Obamacare, and a number of other Trump Administration efforts were all promised to leave us as a nation with piles of dead bodies clogging our roadways.

One of the best examples of these hysterical reactionary promises was the issue of Net Neutrality. That particular policy was special because not only were we promised to be doomed out of existence but experts across the media attributed all manner of negative consequences would result.

Well this week was the one year anniversary of the striking down of the proposal, and it serves as a great lesson to go over much of the mayhem this was promised to provoke. Here’s hoping your dial-up services can load the entries, and someone in the house does not try to place a phone call and knock you off of the intertubes while reading!

Today is the one year anniversary of the death of the Internet.

Mark the occasion with a joke about how it costs 7 cents to send a tweet.https://t.co/HU6i6BcI5H

— Holden (@Holden114) June 11, 2019

Remember how the Internet was going to be

really

slow

like

this?

— Holden (@Holden114) June 11, 2019

Bernie Sanders knows tech. pic.twitter.com/uWk0I1lgEV

— Holden (@Holden114) June 11, 2019

No one better to deliver the unvarnished hyperbole than Bernie, the man who pledged to go after millionaires — and then promptly became one.

Who can forget the LGBT community? pic.twitter.com/EsLvFksZg0

— Holden (@Holden114) June 11, 2019

How was this an attack, exactly? Well according to the article, “Stripping away net neutrality is the latest attempt by the Trump Administration to silence voices of already marginalized communities and render us invisible,” said Sarah Kate Ellis, President and CEO of GLAAD. I can come up with just one example that proves Sarah wrong: Eric Maza sure has not been silenced, nor marginalized. In truth, he is one who is working to silence and marginalize others, USING the internet.

It is one of the key components to outrage — there is never accountability after it is disproven. In fact, usually those shown to be blatantly incorrect still claim some form of nobility for “caring”. Frankly, anyone who was pushing this hysterical conspiracy should have their accounts closed down.