With all of the serious and depressing news, we have all had to watch and report lately when we found 'The Lecturn Guy' saying Celine Dion is the greatest thing to come out of Canada received some pretty funny replies and quotes we had to share with you. We can ALL use a good pallet cleanser.
Celine Dion is the only good thing to come out of Canada.
— The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 (@lecternleader) October 17, 2023
We love Celine but is she really THE BEST? The people of X (Twitter) gave the Original Poster (OP) some resistance.
Canadian bacon, hello!!!
— Ricky 🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@RickyTaylor74) October 17, 2023
Dont they also make maple syrup?
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) October 17, 2023
First I've heard of it.
— The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 (@lecternleader) October 17, 2023
The food replies really need no explanation. Bacon and syrup is a combo that hands down beats Celine Dion.
The OP had a great reply to the syrup one though so we will call that round a draw.
Nickelback and Sarah Mclachlan
— Commander Phil Labonte (@philthatremains) October 17, 2023
Commander Phil may have lost that round. Celine can sing better than ANYONE when she is healthy and so one point to the OP.
I must Rush to refute this disinformation. @RushFamTourneys https://t.co/Gwg8H9pbvU
— I Came🍊I Saw🍊I Got Over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) October 17, 2023
Even if you are not a RUSH (the music group, not the radio host) fan you have to acknowledge they have a following that can rival The Grateful Dead and even though Celine can OUT-SING anybody, we are calling that round a draw.
They gave us the great John Candy~ pic.twitter.com/udmIRYz6lx
— dented_halo 🇺🇸 (@Desert_Dawn04) October 17, 2023
Come on. UNCLE BUCK IS A CLASSIC. We gotta give this one to the reply side.
Recommended
— John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmit (@Rascal_E_Rabbit) October 17, 2023
Ryan Reynolds is pretty amazing and he makes Deadpool come to life like nobody else. Another point REPLY SIDE!
Norm MacDonald says hold the fort
— Dalton O'Dell (@Dalton_ODell) October 17, 2023
NORM! Seriously one of the most underrated comedians of our lifetime. He probably deserves 2 points.
SCTV! pic.twitter.com/SoFcNB07IE
— I reject your lack of faith (@AndrewPJBurns) October 17, 2023
SCTV was the Canadian answer to Saturday Night Live. It was often funnier than SNL, which we know it is not hard to do with the current 'comedians' on SNL but back then they were funny too.
Did we forget someone? pic.twitter.com/9qhvHFBCs6
— Guardian USAF (@GuardianUSAF) October 17, 2023
How can we talk about AWESOME Canadians and not mention Keanu Reeves? Besides being in some great movies, he seems to be a genuinely nice human being.
I'll raise you Jordan Peterson.
— Paul Vallerand, KMA (Julien McBain) (@JulienMcBain) October 17, 2023
So Peterson has been a little shaky on a few subjects lately BUT he is still awesome and he makes liberals in multiple countries angry so for that, he will get double points on the reply side.
Kids in the Hall would like to chat AND 'I'm crushing your head.' https://t.co/CDojyYyniC pic.twitter.com/NoYv317l3R
— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) October 17, 2023
We are not crazy about using our own tweets in a story BUT it had to be said. KIDS IN THE HALL was fantastic. We will take off 1 point since it was our own tweet but we will say it was worth at least five points, one for each person in the cast.
When we add it up, the reply side is the winner. Sorry, Lectern Guy. Celine Dion is great but she is NOT the best thing to come from Canada.
Until next time Twitchy readers, be careful out there, you never know who is crushing your head!
We are crushing your head. Crushing your head. Crushing your head.
===================================================
Related: WI Democrat says girls just need to work harder
Real D*ck Move: Dylan Mulvaney Woman of the Year
===================================================
Editor's Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy's conservative reporting taking on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth. Join Twitchy VIP and use the promo code SAVEAMERICA to get 40% off your VIP membership!
Join the conversation as a VIP Member