We at Twitchy totally understand needing material and finding something to write about but this FOX NEWS piece is hilarious and Twitter / X made it worth your time to read this story about that dumb story. *Wink*
Katharine McPhee nearly involved in restaurant armed robbery: ‘Missed’ by ‘a few hours’ https://t.co/zpnMfVKFKG
— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 4, 2023
SHE MISSED IT BY HOURS... Ummm that is not almost being robbed. hahaha! You guys reading this missed being in the revolutionary war by only a few hundred years so you can start telling people you were almost a revolutionary!
The responses were GOLD!
Almost news worthy.
— Current Thing Abolitionist (@freefanniemae) August 4, 2023
Even by the standard set by the article, it was not close to being newsworthy. BUT IT IS LAUGHABLE, hence us writing about laughing at it. :)
Wow. Big, if true.
— Arthur X. Fortune (@CBove1) August 4, 2023
So she wasn’t involved at all.
— Hopeful (@shobnaz) August 4, 2023
BREAKING: A minor news story almost occurred. https://t.co/JVawObWkx4
— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) August 4, 2023
They were so simple and accurate that they all made us laugh.
I was nearly involved in the last Magic Mike movie. ‘Missed’ by ‘a few dozen pounds’
— chris (@chrisforfree) August 4, 2023
*SNORT* With this definition of ALMOST Chris Christie was probably in consideration for Magic Mike as well.
i actually laughed out loud at this headline.
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) August 4, 2023
"BREAKING: Something newsier ALMOST happened!" https://t.co/FptW7dXeer
SAME! We are still laughing at it.
Wow. Sending her prayers in this difficult, challenging time. I know how frightened she must be right now, not having been anywhere near where this happened, nor when it happened. I once lived in a city that, in 1851, had a really bad fire. https://t.co/4VBRzpybn3
— Ramsey Simon (@rksimonlaw) August 4, 2023
What a crazy article to write lmao https://t.co/RKm9G0XfVS
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) August 4, 2023
Was it crazier for them to write it or for us to write about them writing it? We are not sure but we are going to keep laughing at it all day.
Think of all of the ALMOSTS.
Hillary Clinton was ALMOST President.
Joe Biden is ALMOST a functional human being.
The Primaries are ALMOST over. ( we wish that one was true).
ANYWAY, Be careful out there. You can almost be in a serious accident every minute. SERIOUSLY.
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