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LOL Fox News story about Katharine McPhee ALMOST involved in a robbery is HILARIOUS

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We at Twitchy totally understand needing material and finding something to write about but this FOX NEWS piece is hilarious and Twitter / X made it worth your time to read this story about that dumb story. *Wink* 

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SHE MISSED IT BY HOURS... Ummm that is not almost being robbed. hahaha! You guys reading this missed being in the revolutionary war by only a few hundred years so you can start telling people you were almost a revolutionary! 

The responses were GOLD!

Even by the standard set by the article, it was not close to being newsworthy. BUT IT IS LAUGHABLE, hence us writing about laughing at it. :) 

They were so simple and accurate that they all made us laugh. 

*SNORT* With this definition of ALMOST Chris Christie was probably in consideration for Magic Mike as well. 

SAME! We are still laughing at it. 

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Was it crazier for them to write it or for us to write about them writing it? We are not sure but we are going to keep laughing at it all day. 

Think of all of the ALMOSTS. 
Hillary Clinton was ALMOST President. 
Joe Biden is ALMOST a functional human being. 
The Primaries are ALMOST over. ( we wish that one was true). 

ANYWAY, Be careful out there. You can almost be in a serious accident every minute. SERIOUSLY. 

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