We told you all about the WOKE CMT awards and now we are happy to tell you that it inspired a fun hashtag: #WokeACountryMusicSong.
It is fantastic and we hope you enjoy some of our favorites and laugh like a nervous Kamala Harris or a hyena, either one is acceptable.
Laughter is always the best medicine to fight the darkness of the insane world we live in.
Woo hoo! Here we go! #WokeACountryMusicSong https://t.co/MBnaBIB5Xg
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) April 4, 2023
He’s Having My Baby #WokeACountryMusicSong
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) April 4, 2023
I Hope You Prance #WokeACountryMusicSong
— NavyTim (@ChiefNavyTim) April 4, 2023
*SNORT* Sorry if our loud laughter is distracting.
Take Every Job and Shove It
— Gene Rackman (@Rack2882) April 4, 2023
BUILD BACK BETTER! Come on man!
Ban a gun, save a soyboy
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) April 4, 2023
Achy Breaky Fart
#WokeACountryMusicSong pic.twitter.com/s92C2Tx0qp
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) April 4, 2023
No hashtag is complete without a fart joke.
Mammas Don’t Let Your Theybies Grow Up To Be Cowboys #WokeACountryMusicSong
— Lizzy Lou Who ⛄️ (@_wintergirl93) April 4, 2023
Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cisboys.
— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) April 4, 2023
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The woke do not let people grow up at all, they all act like children and they want to put them on puberty blockers to keep them that way.
"All My Ex’s Changed Their Sexes"
— Silent Major (@ETrebloc) April 4, 2023
I Feel Like a 300lb Woman With a Moustache (who sings falsetto) #WokeACountryMusicSong
— 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚔 (@FoundersGirl) April 4, 2023
Man is really a woman… #WokeaCountryMusicSong pic.twitter.com/idPUd8Kde8
— AmErican Celt ☘️☘️☘️ (@Flipper628) April 4, 2023
There were tons of tweets about boys being girls and girls being boys. It was hard to pick out our favorites, but we are here for you and we managed to do it!
He stopped loving they/them today. #WokeACountryMusicSong
— Vilified Ostracized (@brakinggnus) April 4, 2023
Harper Valley CRT #WokeACountryMusicSong
— Jon Awesome-Best Life (@RealStarMan) April 4, 2023
I beg your’re pardun/I was educated by Randi Weingarten #WokeACountryMusicSong
— H.L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) April 4, 2023
EL-OH-EL The educational ones were fantastic. Ty Randi Weingarten for being so woke you made it to the hashtag games!
I got friends in safe spaces #wokeacountrymusicsong
— Lady Catherine (@sienesecath) April 4, 2023
We will leave you with this one. Twitchy is a safe place to laugh at the absurdity of the Left.
Keep the hashtags coming and keep laughing with us!
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