If nothing else, let this hashtag be a blueprint for diminishing one’s place in society.
#PickupLineOfTheNight I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight” ?
— PRINCE ?? (@princethesixth) May 24, 2012
#PickupLineOfTheNight Hi I’m Mr. Right I heard you were looking for me.
— Phil. (@wavyphil) May 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/thisisweirdo/status/205473569986191360
https://twitter.com/MarioPalush/status/205465246872252416
#PickupLineOfTheNight On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
— BroExotic (@TrueSouthFrat) May 24, 2012
#PickupLineOfTheNight If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
— Justin Credible (@NoShiitSherlock) May 24, 2012
Worst #PickUpLineOfTheNight Hey I Just met you, and this is crazy, but your odor offends me. Lets shower together, maybe?
— Taylor Fitzpatrick (@tayfitzpatrickk) May 24, 2012
RT @yogidread #pickuplineofthenight is that a zombie slaying weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
— SoniƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (@theredpillpusha) May 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/FunnyJokeTweets/status/205472977737887744
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