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Oh, Mickey, he's so fine - as in, not dead

For an hour or two on Sunday, Twitter was buzzing with news that actor Mickey Rourke died in a snowboarding accident. First things first: Mickey Rourke … snowboarding?

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One fan of England’s football team, which lost to Italy on Sunday, had his own idea about the possible cause of death:

https://twitter.com/mrbombastard/status/217008330680446976

Thankfully, the rumor quickly was discounted. Its likely origin, however, was the sad, and real, news item about Spanish soccer player Miki Roque, who died of cancer:

Wikipedia was on the case, as always:

And one snarky tweeter had this to say:

Ba dum bum.

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