Congrats, CBS! You Win the Prize for the Most CRINGE Coverage of the Conclave (WATCH)

We guess the media are just going to cover themselves in glory with this Conclave, aren't they?

As all eyes are on Rome, waiting for the Catholic Church to elect its next pontiff, the wall-to-wall media coverage was bound to produce some gems.

And, ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a gem from CBS:

Please tell me someone clipped this video pic.twitter.com/DtNa8rjUmj

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) May 7, 2025

Thankfully, they did.

https://t.co/B7CRn10Ler pic.twitter.com/a7BITgLQFN

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) May 7, 2025

All. The. Cringe.

Politico is very thankful for CBS right now.

pic.twitter.com/7W6HSrOOQP

— Oliver Sherouse 🦬 (@OliverSherouse) May 7, 2025

Harsh, but fair.

not often i'm at a loss for words but the idea of a Papal Conclave and raw dogging being discussed concurrently without so much as a hint of awareness leaves me speechless.

— Zac (@zacallier) May 7, 2025

Yeah, we got nothin'.

pic.twitter.com/F2ME6CKRRa

— Alex Lockie (@alexjlockie) May 7, 2025

Pretty much.

+1000 for the 'Daria' reference, too.

Dear God.

— Ryan Shaw (@ThatShawGuy) May 7, 2025

Indeed.

Media: “How do you do, fellow rawdoggers?” pic.twitter.com/TPay20D5ob

— The Most Freedom (@most_freedom) May 7, 2025

Aaaaaaand we're dead.

I mean, Catholics are all about raw dogging to be fair.

— Unaccountable BureauCat (@UnAcctBureaucat) May 7, 2025

He's not wrong, folks.

This isn't so much "bias" as it is utter stupidity and shallowness, but I think this - more than any "fake news" - is the perfect example of just how worthless our journalistic class is - not because of what they say, but because of who they are as people.

— God's Whale Facts Decider Cow (@inane_gimmick) May 7, 2025

Nailed it.

they did it. https://t.co/EsGgatLUpB pic.twitter.com/G9VZUKrITo

— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) May 7, 2025

The Left is a living meme.

Can we not use “cardinals” and “rawdogging” in the same sentence ever again thank you https://t.co/VVxvOuECD8

— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) May 7, 2025

We'd like this, please.

Rare instance where you're thankful that your parents watch Fox News so you don't hear them use rawdogging in the context of anything https://t.co/gwtYqAx21V

— OutsideContextProblem (@YouDownWithOCP) May 7, 2025

Amen.

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