As the world waits for news about whether or not Hassan Nasrallah, head Hezbollah, was killed in Israeli airstrikes in Lebanon, X users are wasting no time having fun with this news.
Here's Iowahawk, demonstrating just how Israel has gutted the Iran-backed terror organization:
Join Our Team! Now hiring for all positions, no experience necessary. Starting at $15 per hour plus great fringe benefits. Send applications to Tehran Temp Services pic.twitter.com/3SjCuaUtjF
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 27, 2024
'Fringe benefits' -- you mean like your own pager? Neat!
*small print: fringe benefits are posthumous
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 27, 2024
Always read the fine print.
World's worst jobs
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 27, 2024
1. Hezbollah
2. Spinal Tap drummer
+1000 for the 'Spinal Tap' reference.
In many cases much much soonerhttps://t.co/rZGqFMw31q
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 27, 2024
A pager and early retirement? Sweet!
"Knock knock"
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 27, 2024
"Who's there?"
"Netanya"
"Netan...."https://t.co/SMIhO6CZJs
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EL. OH. EL.
Other users chimed in:
Nasrallah’s favorite book. pic.twitter.com/PLUwzfDRE5
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) September 27, 2024
Heh.
HR has been forced to relax the DEI requirements for hiring.
— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) September 27, 2024
Perfect.
Must have experience handling carrier pigeons
— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) September 27, 2024
Do NOT send your application to us in a package!!! https://t.co/LorS8RPp6B
No emails or texts either, we're guessing.
How long for the stock options to vest? https://t.co/gDChoQhLB1
— Dan Ornelas (@DanielMOrnelas) September 27, 2024
Depends on how fast the IDF missiles move.
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