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Prince Harry's trying to sell the film rights to 'Spare' and we just threw up in our mouths a little

To butcher the lyrics to a song: Harry, don’t go away mad. Just go away.

But sadly, he and his wife are not going away. They are trying to get as much publicity to their desire for privacy as they can. They will not stop until everyone knows how much they don’t want us paying attention to them. And their latest strategy is to make a movie about his life:

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From the article:

Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle are reportedly ‘hopeful’ they can sell the film rights to the Duke of Sussex’s popular memoir ‘Spare.’

Markle, 41, and Harry, 38, ‘are in a win-win position,’ a ‘senior source’ told the Daily Express.

‘He will command a top-dollar fee for the rights, while involving [their foundation] Archewell would mean a more lucrative ‘double dip,’ ‘ the insider is quoted as saying.

Netflix is considered a top contender for the rights, as Harry and Markle, a former actress, in 2020 signed a multi-year deal with the media giant that’s estimated to be worth $100 million.

Can anyone explain to us why people keep throwing this much money at them? Like as an investment, how could this possibly be worth it?

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These memes got jumpstarted when Netflix cast a black woman as Cleopatra in a dramatized documentary. There is even a lawsuit about it:

Naturally we don’t support the lawsuit on free speech reasons. Still, the real Cleopatra was basically an ethnically Greek woman, part of the Ptolemaic Dynasty (a line of foreign rulers installed in Egypt in the wake of Alexander the Great’s conquest). We are honestly shocked no one has ever taken the point of view that the Ptolemaic line were foreign colonizers or something like that.

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And did we have to tell you that South Park would be mentioned?

Finally, ‘KellyMac’ asks the important question:

We regret to inform you, dear reader, that she is talking about a real thing in his memoir:

We admit we laughed out loud at ‘Cold Member.’

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