This won’t end well — for Piers Morgan, that is.
As Twitchy reported, Morgan responded to the news that Megyn Kelly will soon be his 9 p.m. “competition” by telling the FNC anchor to “bring it on.” Oh Musket … as if! Ace of Spades rightly found Morgan’s pathetic puffbaggery absolutely hilarious, and he seized a golden opportunity to put the pompous jackass in his place:
you're such a fucking idiot, I swear to Christ Almighty @piersmorgan @megynkelly
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
.@piersmorgan "Bring it" oh lord. What a ponce.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
I'm just going to randomly say "Bring it" to news items today, in honor of Ponce @piersmorgan
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
He wasn’t bluffing:
Bring it RT @DavidHogberg 13s The end of "free" checking? Thank @SenatorDurbin http://t.co/CFHAqmt3CH …
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Amenez-le RT @leLab_E1 5s Placard à archives : Copé battu par Bricq aux législatives de 1997. Vidéo >
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Bring it RT FMCSA Stops Enforcing Break Requirement on Short-Haul Drivers: http://t.co/l3omH2bfAy …
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
It. Bring. RT @RBPundit 49s Slate’s ‘Whiteskins’ Logo to Replace Racist ‘Redskins’ NFL Team Name, Because Racism http://t.co/cFzfRWRwC8 …
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
bring it MT @vpostrel “It looks like the orthopedic shoe for hippies.” http://t.co/OGKciMOhlH
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
hope you're Bringing Enough for everyone RT @gabrielmalor: Holy biscuits! MT @KatiePavlich this! http://t.co/kYnIx0jj81
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Apportez-le RT @telemaque Une majorité de Français contre le voile islamique à l'université http://t.co/hXrlsvVhK4 …
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Aw, yeah! Get some!
I see a lot of you guys yapping but not many of you are Bringing It
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
THEN YOU BRING IT SOME MORE! RT @Aurvant 21s What if we already brought it?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
ABBI.
A, Always.
B, Be.
B, Bringing.
I, It.
Always be Bringing It.
ALLLways be Bringing It.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
you son-of-a-bitches call yourselves It-Bringers?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
@DaveinTexas THERE IS NO REST FOR THE BRINGERS OF IT
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
@JohnPSquibob BRING YOU THAT'S MY NAME
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
"bring" is a very weird word now that I look at it.
Doesn't matter. BRING IT
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Don’t stop until it’s all been brung, yo.
no such thing, anyone who says different has never really Brought It RT @TheOneRory 5s can one "bring it" too hard?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Other generous folks were inspired to bring their own:
@AceofSpadesHQ I'm gonna plead ignorance. I was under the impression it was being catered. I will bring it from now on.
— Dave Gray (@docgray81) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/MrWeatherby/status/365541622357831681
@AceofSpadesHQ "Tea and Crumpets are for It-Bringers!!!" – Piers Morgan, Piers Crossed.
— Allen ??? (@arlasko) August 8, 2013
@aceofspadeshq I brought it, but I left it in my car.
— Former Governor Jenny Suspenders (@JenSuspenders) August 8, 2013
.@AceofSpadesHQ @DaveinTexas What is this, a Sunday potluck? A BYOB? BRIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!1!!!ONE!!!ELVENTY!!!1!!!!
— Sith Khan (@sithkhan) August 8, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ Bring it RT @EmrgencyKittens http://t.co/Pv6KgulVHk
— Black Labrador (@AntiqueSully) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/jfgroves/status/365548102410706944
@AceofSpadesHQ @RBPundit @PeteKaliner pic.twitter.com/bt0tATnYic
— ML (@just_mindy) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/MeSoBland/status/365543027084767232
@AceofSpadesHQ Don't think of it as adding 8 million Dem voters, we're adding 800,000 Rep voters and they bring it!
— Mic (@mherlhy0816) August 8, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ When it comes to potluck suppers, my mom knows how to BRING IT
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 8, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ My sister asked us to come to dinner & I said "should I bring anything" & she said "no" so I said "yeah. I didn't think so."
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 8, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ I brung it years ago and everyone is still playing catch up.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) August 8, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ Can I Bring Them? Is there room for more than one?
— W. ____ ______ (@mandolinwalt) August 8, 2013
Good question. Let’s check with the expert:
yes but bring each of them individually and in succession. Only one It should be brought at any time. @mandolinwalt
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Here’s another way to think about all this:
it's like jazz, if you haven't already brought it you never will
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
That is so true.
i'd rather bring it and not need it than need it and not have brought it @tkarpis
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
.@IMAO_ i never stopped bringing it. If bringing it once is your idea of bringing it, well. Some people bring it, some have merely brought.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
@IMAO_ oh, you gonna step to my bringing of it?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Uh-oh …
i laugh at these Johnny-Bring-Latelys that wanna question my bringing-it cred
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Ace ain’t playin’.
@IMAO_ i ain't tryin' to hear that. you bring like a bitch who forgot to bring things.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
@SubBeck thank you for noticing all that I bring
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
@RBPundit @PeteKaliner if you have to ask if you've brought it, you haven't brought it at all
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
@Rand_Simberg @IMAO_ there's always more to bring
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
.@piersmorgan is a blackbelt in Weh Shu Fan Quan, or "Way of Gently Bringing It"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
.@piersmorgan is a like a Terminator Robot with three settings: Bring, Brang, and Brung
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
.@piersmorgan wrote a philosophical treatise, "Beingness and Bringingness"
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
We love it when Ace drops little-known facts like that. And it makes for the perfect segue into a look at bringing it through the ages:
"Dogs fetch. Men bring." — Eleanor Roosevelt
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
"To bring it is to glimpse the mind of God." — Albert Einstein
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
"The journey of existence is an endless cycle of bringing it, and death, and bringing it some more." — Buddha
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
"Alas, poor Yorrick. He didn't bring it." — Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act II scene vi
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
some believe that Stonehenge is a sort of primitive device for bringing it
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
"'Tis better to have brought it and lost it, than never to have brought it at all." @AceofSpadesHQ
— Not-So-OK Boomer (@Rand_Simberg) August 8, 2013
"I have not yet begun to bring it." — John Paul "Bring It" Jones @AceofSpadesHQ
— Not-So-OK Boomer (@Rand_Simberg) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/DostoevskyGhost/status/365553374340456448
@AceofSpadesHQ "I come not to bury Caesar, but to bring it."–Marc Antony
— Morrill Turpitude (@morllturpitude) August 8, 2013
If you don't like something change it. If u can't change it, bring it. -Maya Angelou @AceofSpadesHQ
— ML (@just_mindy) August 8, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ i may not agree with what you've brought, but i will defend unto death your right to bring it – voltaire
— Steve Brown (@sgbrown68) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/txoilboy/status/365563479991660544
@AceofSpadesHQ "To err is human, to bring it is divine" -Alexander Pope
— Zac D. (@DaDustDevil) August 8, 2013
And of course:
https://twitter.com/wayoffbass/status/365559535391354880
Snort!
You know what really done got brung today? Sheer. Brilliance.
don't let me down here @twitchyteam, I can only bring so much
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 8, 2013
Nonsense, dear Ace. You couldn’t stop bringing it if you tried.
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