That hurts: Piers Morgan unfollows Dana Loesch, bans her from his show; Update: Ace shreds

Oh, Musket … don’t you know better than to bite the hand that feeds you?

Dana Loesch may have been the only reason anyone watched Piers Morgan’s low-rated talk show, but he’s putting the kibosh on any future interactions with her.

Following the news that an unarmed British soldier was beheaded in broad daylight, Loesch, an ardent proponent of self-defense, took a page from the liberal handbook and sarcastically asked if the attacker was an NRA member. After all, the Left’s knee-jerk response to deadly crimes is to blame the NRA, right?

Self-righteous Piers was appalled — appalled — that Loesch would go there:

That’s pretty rich coming from a guy who said this:

Oh yes. That happened.

Piers went on to huff and puff about the perils of bringing politics into discussion of cold-blooded murder:

Really, Piers? Respect? Let’s talk about respect.

Bingo. The truth hurts. And it’s the straw that broke lying liar Morgan’s back:

Ah, Piers … you’re only punishing yourself!

Oh, snap!

Snort.

No kidding. When it comes to endangering the lives of British soldiers, Piers is in no position to cast stones:

Ace of Spades with the checkmate:

***

Update:

Ace continues the epic throttling:

Beautiful.

  • ceemack

    We really need to take up a collection to bring Jeremy Clarkson over here so he can punch Morgan again.

    • KC

      Absolutely PERFECT!!

      • donzap

        I don’t watch a moderate amount of Cable TV but am wondering…

        who is Piers Morgan anyway?

    • Rob

      One of the greatest failings in the world is that no one has a video of that.

    • ⚔Christophuh⚔

      ive already reached out to him via twitter for that exact thing. (Fingers Crossed)

      • conservativechick

        I think these disgusting comments say volumes about who these progressives really are. Soldiers SHOULD be able to defend themselves. The terms of engagement these days just hangs them out to dry! Ft. Hood and F& F dead are perfect examples. You can’t shoot and if you can, like, Brian Terry you have BEANBAGS? Seriously. It’s not right.

        • lraivala

          That should go for every human being not just our soldiers and police officers. I want my family with me as long as I naturally live. You do know it took the british police arrived 20 minutes after this attack started, right. So the old saying of “when seconds count, police are just minutes away”. If Britain had not dis-armed its citizen’s just maybe this guy would be a live instead they had enough time to dismember him.

        • lraivala

          That should go for every human being not just our soldiers and police officers. I want my family with me as long as I naturally live. You do know it took the british police arrived 20 minutes after this attack started, right. So the old saying of “when seconds count, police are just minutes away”. If Britain had not dis-armed its citizen’s just maybe this guy would be a live instead they had enough time to dismember him.

      • conservativechick

        I think these disgusting comments say volumes about who these progressives really are. Soldiers SHOULD be able to defend themselves. The terms of engagement these days just hangs them out to dry! Ft. Hood and F& F dead are perfect examples. You can’t shoot and if you can, like, Brian Terry you have BEANBAGS? Seriously. It’s not right.

    • tjp77

      I’m pretty sure he’d do it on his own dime. We just need to get them in a room together.

    • Laconic

      Piers Morgan left “Britain’s got Talent” to go to CNN, simultaneously raising the quality of one show and lowering the already abysmal standards of a network.

      Jeremy Clarkson also poured a glass of water over Morgans head, probably the first wash that foul bottom feeder had in weeks.

    • Brian Duane Long

      you sir, yes you. I like the way you think.

    • Guest

      My speech to Piers Morgan can be found @1:15 in this video. Be warned, there’s a lot of particularly saucy language. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUOHctF0H_s

  • RightThinking1

    Ace scores multiple hits

    • Clayton Grant

      He always does.

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      Of all the intense mind-f*ckings via twitter I have seen Ace perform, this was right up there in the top …..three. Still thinking about ranking, don’t ask.

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      Of all the intense mind-f*ckings via twitter I have seen Ace perform, this was right up there in the top …..three. Still thinking about ranking, don’t ask.

    • CitizenEgg

      Cue ominous voice over…’Finish him!’

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    @piersmorgan WTF Piers? You and your ilk on the Left danced on the graves of the Sandyhook victims for months! #HypocriteMuch

    • Brad

      And now Dana is doing the same thing. I guess she’s not any better.

  • Thursdaythe12th

    Damn! After Dana goes and his last five viewers leave, he’s going to come back here isn’t he?

    • Brother Cavil

      I’m sure arrangements can be sent to ship him to Australia…wait, you stopped doing that. Sorry, you’re stuck.

      • TocksNedlog

        Naw. If you sent Piers to a penal(sp.?) colony he might like it too much.

      • jebjr

        Hopefully we can all look forward to Pier’s autobiography entitled “Bloke without a country”. Wouldn’t that be sweet?

        • lraivala

          Joke of a Bloke without a country.

        • lraivala

          Joke of a Bloke without a country.

      • ozconservative

        Sorry, we don’t want him. We have enough of his despicable kind here as it is.

    • detroit19

      Yes…so sorry. :'(

    • IBXNJ

      Don’t think Dana is at all broken up over it……

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Send him to the Falklands, and maybe the stench will be enough to shut Kirchner up. Two birds, one stone.

      I just feel sorry for all the sheep who will have to watch their bungholes again…

    • liberalssuck

      Bawhaaaaa I so hope so. not that I have anything against my cousins across the pond, but damn, better you then us!!

  • LyleLovett666

    How crushing. I’m sure that she’s more concerned about a hangnail or whether she’s won the Publishers Clearinghouse.

    • Wiki David

      Wha….? What’s wrong with PCH? Asking for a friend…
      Won’t comment on PM? (Piece of Sh!t)

    • Brad

      Why has Dana appeared on Morgan’s show so many times? She clearly loves to go there.

  • Brad Donald

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/3716151.stm I forgot about this. He is a liar through and through.

  • TocksNedlog

    Wait. CNN? I thought “The Biggest Loser” was on NBC.

    • Jeremy

      ha ha like it or “the weakest link”

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    I❤THIS! x17GAZILLION=>RT .@AceofSpadesHQ and when I say “extraordinary” I mean “Go fvck yourself to death you fat twat ponce” .@piersmorgan

    • wwbdinct

      Yes – absolutely made me LMAO!

  • Rabid

    Some Low Information Tweeters fell for her snark like some do for a story from The Onion…

  • Dane Gunderson

    Piers Morgan is all butt-hurt the soldiers he smeared with doctored photos shouldn’t be victims of gun control that gets the beheaded in UK streets.

  • Dane Gunderson

    You know what would really help those UK soldiers @piersmorgan smeared with faked photos? A gun. Jihad prevention tip.

  • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

    that was truly epic Twitchy, what an EPIC run down of WTF did I just miss! loved it

  • TocksNedlog

    To be fair, if somebody had the gall to prove that everything I know is wrong, I wouldn’t have her on my show either.

    • LyleLovett666

      BINGO!

    • Laurel

      ROFLMAO!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      Especially if that somebody is a girl…seems Piers has a problem with being beat up by a girl.

      • TocksNedlog

        The man is 48 years old.

        You’d think he’d be used to it by now.

    • Clayton Grant

      We need to use the name Piers as an expletive. Like: “Damn, you’re such a Piers.” – or – “You have something that stinks on your shoe. Did you step in Piers?”

      • trixiewoobeans

        “Did you just Piers your pants?”

        “Dang. That baby just Piersed it’s diaper!”
        “You’ve got Piers for brains!”
        “You piece of Piers!”

        “Does a bear Piers in the woods?”

    • Clayton Grant

      We need to use the name Piers as an expletive. Like: “Damn, you’re such a Piers.” – or – “You have something that stinks on your shoe. Did you step in Piers?”

  • kate_middleton

    If there’s anyone out there less self-aware than Piers, I’d be shocked.

    • brainpimp

      That is weapons grade stupid.

  • wwbdinct

    @AceofSpadesHQ = the most awesome!

  • Dane Gunderson

    Piers Morgan was sacked over faked photos smearing UK soldiers as war criminals http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/3716151.stm

  • Bemani Dog

    Wow. That beatdown was Epic.

  • BrotherMatthias

    It’s OK to goad Americans. BUT NOT BRITISH LIBS!!!

  • Zathras11 @B5

    Who is Piers Morgan?
    (And I don’t mean that in the same way as “Who is John Galt?”…I really don’t know.)

    • Edward Keithly

      Piers Morgan is someone not talented enough to play second banana to Simon Cowell. He had to settle for third banana…

    • Bui van vat

      Former Brit tabloid editor who came over here one step ahead of the phone hacking scandal. Has a low rated talk-show on an obscure network called CNN. His real name is O Meara, but he seems to have thought his career would be improved by losing a bog-Irish surname. Doesn’t seem to have worked.

  • tsluf273

    OK, Britain. Here’s the deal. We’ll keep Piers Morgan over here in the colonies. But, in return, you’re taking Bill Maher off of our hands.

  • notenoughtime

    Pier’s ratings spiked whenever Dana was on so in the end it will be his loss. Maybe its time we stop giving these mindless shows credence by having intelligent life appear. He forgets that his base have a hard time following a program that at times highlights the ability to complete a coherent sentence.

  • tops116

    That beatdown was the funniest thing today. Loved it!

  • TJ

    The bullets shells in New Town where not even cold before the proclamations where made. Well now the real blood on the hands are still wet and still warm and how dare you talk or something.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    So Piers Morgan has the audacity to comment about being glib when it comes to a dead British soldier but he can be as glib as he wants to be when it comes to dead Americans? Gotcha….

  • Stoop_Davy_Dave

    da da DAYAMN, Ace! whu wha what are you trying to say?

  • Canadian in USA

    Ace of Spades – so much epic win in so few tweets.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    If I publicly call Piers Morgan a cockgoblin, can I get banned from his show too?

    I know I’m a nobody, but there’s still that scary chance I could get invited. I mean… he’s a nobody and he actually hosts the show.

  • WBee1 Proud Navy Wife

    Game, set and match Dana.
    Extra points of perfect snark from AceofSpades

  • Jeremy

    This guy is a pathetic joke.

  • Jeremy

    Dana = Class Piers = dumbass

  • Clayton Grant

    Ace always brings the rain to these fools.

  • Spasmolytic

    I’m not surprised, that pompous limey can’t tolerate anyone who disagrees with him.

  • Rightturn

    So they both have the propensity to be pretty big dickheads.

  • Rightturn

    So they both have the propensity to be pretty big dickheads.

  • Steve_J

    @piersmorgan unfollowed @Dloesch. Was he stalking her?

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Of course! Men have groupies, WOMEN HAVE STALKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Of course! Men have groupies, WOMEN HAVE STALKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Steve_J

    @piersmorgan unfollowed @Dloesch. Was he stalking her?

  • Red Fred

    Ah gee, the only time I watched that piece of feces show was when Dana appeared.

  • Red Fred

    Ah gee, the only time I watched that piece of feces show was when Dana appeared.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Piers-ed In The Frontal Lobe Morgan really really goes to bat crap when
    the horrific crime against a citizen is one of his countrymen. Does
    not like ‘aggressive foreigners’ pontificating….Oh, the defective
    memory of the lobotomized…..

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Piers-ed In The Frontal Lobe Morgan really really goes to bat crap when
    the horrific crime against a citizen is one of his countrymen. Does
    not like ‘aggressive foreigners’ pontificating….Oh, the defective
    memory of the lobotomized…..

  • BigSky1970

    Notice the number of bystanders standing around. This will continue as long
    as we stand around with our cell phone cameras and taking videos of this
    carnage. He killed a man with nothing more than an 8 inch kitchen
    knife. In an armed society, that evil monster would have been dead. To hell with the monster with the knife, he’s sealed his fate by killing his fellow man. In Spiritual Warfare, I don’t want you in my foxhole if you come to battle with just your iPhone.

    • bonnieblue2A

      As an aside, London also has highly restrictive blade laws. Oddly enough, murderers on the other side of the pond ignore the law too.

      This standing about and filming instead of coming to the aid of others…..I think we are watching technology play a direct role in the de-evolution of man.

      • BigSky1970

        Yes, I am aware they have restrictive blade laws in Great Britain. They also don’t have the death penalty. So the worst thing this monster can hope for is being cited for loitering on a busy street.

  • BigSky1970

    Notice the number of bystanders standing around. This will continue as long
    as we stand around with our cell phone cameras and taking videos of this
    carnage. He killed a man with nothing more than an 8 inch kitchen
    knife. In an armed society, that evil monster would have been dead. To hell with the monster with the knife, he’s sealed his fate by killing his fellow man. In Spiritual Warfare, I don’t want you in my foxhole if you come to battle with just your iPhone.

  • K-Dubya

    Brit Tit Throws Fit. Film at 11.

    • bonnieblue2A

      Ah yes, Musket throws a snit and gets his knickers in a bunch. A re-run?

  • K-Dubya

    Brit Tit Throws Fit. Film at 11.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    “Go f–k yourself to death you fat twat ponce” – Ace Of Spades.

    Garsh, that sounds exactly like the “disgusting language” Twitchy *just* denounced. (But only when it’s directed at a Tea Person, obvs)

    • Grumpycarguy

      Then you would do well to be warned, stay as far from Ace’s site as you possibly can. You really won’t like the response.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    “Go f–k yourself to death you fat twat ponce” – Ace Of Spades.

    Garsh, that sounds exactly like the “disgusting language” Twitchy *just* denounced. (But only when it’s directed at a Tea Person, obvs)

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    “Go f–k yourself to death you fat twat ponce” – Ace Of Spades

    Garsh, that sounds *exactly* like the kind of language that Twitchy *just* denounced in their follow-up post. But this is apparently OK because it wasn’t directed at a Tea Person, obvs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Knott/1812980916 Charles Knott

      You assume that the victimized party somehow is inncoent of said offense. At some point the restraint gets broken. To point out something that someone is returning the favor that dozens if not hundreds visities on Mrs. Loesch is the height of hypocritical.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    “Go f–k yourself to death you fat twat ponce” – Ace Of Spades

    Garsh, that sounds *exactly* like the kind of language that Twitchy *just* denounced in their follow-up post. But this is apparently OK because it wasn’t directed at a Tea Person, obvs.

  • L R

    You mean bullies stop picking on my lil darling, Piers!
    Signed, Pier’s Mommy

  • hears_the_rest_of_the_story

    if the brits had guns i bet this wouldn’t of happened…i know if i saw someone or people killing another one i wouldn’t think twice to shoot…chances are it wouldn’t have happened if they knew the brits were allowed to carry guns

    • http://realdumbassnews.com/ FishFearMe

      If the Brits had guns, they’d just go fox hunting. Tally ho!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Knott/1812980916 Charles Knott

    God Bless Ace.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    I don’t know what a ponce is but I might have to steal that word!

    • Brooklyn_Dodger

      I don’t know either, but if you have two you have a pair of ponce.

    • BigSky1970

      Ponce is an effeminate male.

  • Expat61

    Oh, the faux indignation. When you can’t out think your opponent, pretend to be outraged. Had the British not disarmed their populace, this courageous soldier might still be alive. The men that made the British Empire and fought side by side with the Yanks in WWI and WWII would be insulted by what their country has turned into. By the grace of God, hopefully we don’t make the left turn that the English have.

    • Brad

      If that extremist had had a gun he would’ve killed a lot more people than just one.

      • Expat61

        Read the reports, the extremist DID have a gun, and a machete, and a knife, and a meat cleaver. If the Soldier had been allowed to carry, the extremist would be dead, not the Soldier. Once again, the criminals had weapons, the brave Soldier didn’t. The Soldier was unarmed due to the laws of his country, since he was a law abiding citizen, and followed the law. His country, and their idiotic laws killed him.

      • Hiraghm

        Maybe in Britain or New York. He wouldn’t have lasted very long in say, Dallas.

  • Markward

    OH NO! I bet right now Dana is crying tears of laughter, uh, I mean Sadness, yeah. Sadness that she can’t make Peirs look like a complete dumbass!

  • Robert

    Foreigners need to stay the hell out of our country’s business….we have enough douche bags in congress to screw up our lives….with out this two face weasel showing his rotten teeth on American TV……

  • Fredddd

    Typical of a leftist, they can ‘talk’ about respect, but can’t demonstrate it.

  • scarolina1

    I do believe that they will now move to outlaw machetes in Great Britain now. They only have about 5000 more weapons to go. I don’t know what they are going to do when it comes down to a persons hands being the reason for the murder. Just like the pro 2nd amendment supporters say Piers it is not the weapon that is responsible for murder it is the person.

    • BigSky1970

      That wasn’t a machete, that was an 8 inch kitchen knife. A common household item.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sanddog Ms Anonymous

        And it was already illegal in Britain to carry one on the street.

      • scarolina1

        Still a weapon to be outlawed, I thought when I watched it on Fox it look to me it was a meat cleaver if so another weapon to be outlawed. I guess outlawing guns was not the answer.

        • BigSky1970

          He had a meat cleaver and an 8 inch kitchen knife. The article I read on the UK Daily Mail, said he was attempting to start hacking away at the body with the meat cleaver after he killed the man with the kitchen knife.

          • scarolina1

            I’m waiting to see how the Brits and Piers will handle the issue of outlawing rocks? Could you imagine the collection process for that weapon! It just shows you that for all the smarts they claim to have, in reality they are very dumb, so much for the Liberal Socialists agendas no common sense.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sanddog Ms Anonymous

    The fact that the poor hacked up guy was unable by law, to defend his own life is on the heads of every single gun grabber in Britain. And yes, that includes Piers Morgan.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Absolutely right! It’s on their heads (no joke intended), but they will continue to restrict the lawful and strengthen the lawless.

    • Brad

      That’s pretty disgusting thing to say.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sanddog Ms Anonymous

        Does the truth disgust you, Brad? Progressives and their government stooges prevented that man from being armed to defend himself against a vicious attacker. Do you get it? THEY DID NOT ALLOW HIM THE TOOLS NEEDED TO DEFEND HIS LIFE. Had he violated the law in order to defend his own life, he would have GONE TO JAIL. Don’t you find that even remotely disgusting?

      • Chris Chambers

        C’mon Brad. You Brits had better arm yourselves of the Islamofacists are gonna kill you off one by one until the island is bereft of native Brits. Defend yourselves for God’s sake! Stop making apologies for these terrorist attacks!

  • Pat

    Wow, Ace is really, really good at this.

    • $1014973

      Yeah, Ace has upped his game quite a bit over the past year or so. Masterful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jd.crow.79 Jd Crow

    The journalist A/K/A “A Long Drive Down A Short Piers”, tells Dana to show some BLOODY respect based on her comments about a BLOODY murder.

  • themeh

    Meh. Even though Loesch was mocking a mentality that absolutely deserves to be mocked, I DO think her timing was in poor taste. Twitchy even roasted Lizz Winstead for doing basically the exact same thing. Just because Winstead’s comments were completely unfounded (mocking people who are upset over something that ACTUALLY happened) and Loesch’s weren’t doesn’t necessarily make it all okay.

    Still doesn’t excuse Morgan’s ignorance, hypocrisy and childishness, however.

    • ImTheNana

      One big difference is a tornado is a natural disaster, not a criminal committing a horrendous crime. The anti-gun groupies have been going off on guns, not only as if an inanimate object kills people, and that it’s the only weapon a criminal can use to commit crime, but also as if making the innocent helpless somehow makes the criminals harmless. We can raise awareness and stop this anti-gun nonsense. We cannot do very much against an EF5, regardless of political leaning.

    • Hiraghm

      There’s a difference; this attack was perpetrated on purpose and was successful because western governments will not accept the reality of Islam’s war on the west. People did things that caused this to happen.

      The tragedy in Moore was a natural disaster; nobody did anything wrong to make it happen. Nobody sent the tornado, nobody refused to believe that tornadoes happen.

  • donzap

    Who is Piers Morgan?

  • Raye09

    Very few things make me sick, the news of the anarmed soldier being beheaded in broad daylight made me puke. The poor man was unable to defend himself, and Putrid Morgan has the audacity to accuse Dana Loesch of capitilalizing off tradgedy, when he does so every night on a show no one watches.

    • trixiewoobeans

      This will be a gold mine for him. He will make no attempt at clarifying what she REALLY meant. He’ll exploit it, twist it, trumpet it, conduct himself as the savior of British sensibilities, and hopefully be welcomed back to Britain with open arms and off our shores for good!

    • Brad

      She was using this tragedy to attack Morgan’s ideology. She is disgusting.

      • Chris Chambers

        So what’s good for the gander isn’t good for the goose? You have quite the double standard there Brad.

  • Raye09

    Very few things make me sick, the news of the anarmed soldier being beheaded in broad daylight made me puke. The poor man was unable to defend himself, and Putrid Morgan has the audacity to accuse Dana Loesch of capitilalizing off tradgedy, when he does so every night on a show no one watches.

  • John Brashear

    well his ratings wont get any better…….no matter what he does….I have an old saying “you cant make Chicken Salad out of Chicken shit”….

  • John Brashear

    well his ratings wont get any better…….no matter what he does….I have an old saying “you cant make Chicken Salad out of Chicken shit”….

  • Mark81150

    Shoe..

    other foot…

    Morgan’s dense as a concrete post.. least self aware hack in a network of un-self aware hacks.

  • Mark81150

    Shoe..

    other foot…

    Morgan’s dense as a concrete post.. least self aware hack in a network of un-self aware hacks.

  • DizzyMissL

    God I love Ace.

  • DizzyMissL

    God I love Ace.

  • Harry A

    really does Ace have to curse so much, is it necessary to get the point across? does it look cool?

    • Chris Chambers

      Sometimes cursing is appropriate. I think in this case, it was appropriate.

      (Yes. Sometimes it is cooool.)

  • Harry A

    really does Ace have to curse so much, is it necessary to get the point across? does it look cool?

  • Ryan Hill
  • Ryan Hill
  • $3838536

    Prissy Piers is a Brit butter-boy.

  • http://granitegrok.com/author/mike Mike Rogers

    ACE really killed Morgan, but the single best descriptive word is “ponce”

  • alanstorm

    Show some respect, Mr. Morgan? Please go first and demonstrate how it’s done. We’ll wait.

  • alanstorm

    Show some respect, Mr. Morgan? Please go first and demonstrate how it’s done. We’ll wait.

  • Brad

    If no one watches Morgan’s show then why has Dana appeared on his show so many times?

    • Chris Chambers

      She’s trying to reach his last three viewers.

  • TruDat

    Why can’t we just deport this left-wing sperm bank?

  • TeaPartyBarbie

    Piers Morgan, the Musical, now upset about a soldier being beheaded by enemy combatants on the street of London?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko72x2EsikM

  • 1CDO_RLI

    Morgan is British leech. Somehow no matter how gruesome a story he manages to to feed his ego off of it. He is the face of CNN. CNN get back on track. Lets find a find a way to crawl back out of Maggot pit reporting by getting rid of Morgan.