That’s right. President Obama, while continuing to pitifully and bitterly cling to that whole Binder-gate nonsense, said this yesterday:
Calling for more teachers, Pres Obama says "We don’t have to collect a bunch of binders to find qualified…women ready to learn and teach."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 17, 2012
How gracious of him! You ladies and your parts may just be able to learn stuff. And then take on some women’s work like becoming a teacher!
Shorter Obama to Women: "You can be teachers!" #tcot #p2
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 17, 2012
Remember, Obama has a history of dismissing women.
Imagine if Romney had said it…lib #ladyparts would be raging: MT @JammieWF Obama Calls Female Reporter “Sweetie” http://t.co/MEEGtl4F
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 18, 2012
And that just scratches the surface! What about reducing women to “lady parts?” And, you know, trying to turn them into obedient and enslaved Julias? Poor dears! They can’t function on their own. Obama will pat you on your purty, little heads. Of course, there is far more misogyny in Obama’s record, but we’ll let Ace of Spades explain in a way that only he can. Warning: Your sides will be aching. You may even snort and that’s totally not cute. But, it can’t be helped. Read and giggle madly.
In Obama's America, Julia has three options: 1, Web Designer, 2, Teacher, 3, Food stamps.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
And remember, this is the "pro-woman" candidate telling y'all "You are qualified to teach."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Obama, who is totes pro-woman, has trouble imagining women outside of the traditional "women's" careers.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
You're likable enough. You can be a teacher!!!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
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Surely the lapdogs in the media will bark “What about your GAAAAAFFES,” right?
Nah, don't worry media. It's not a "gaffe" to pidgeonhole women as "qualified to teach." Gaffes are only made by GOP. Everyone knows that.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
whatever you do, media, don't ask yourselves how you'd play it if Romney told women they were "well qualified to teach."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Of course not. It’s not like he said they could be teachers holding binders. Wait, a tic. Don’t teachers use binders? And what about all those Trapper Keepers they will be surrounded by in the classroom? No matter; none of that fits the narrative anyway.
The Narrative dictates that Romney (who hired lots of women) hates women, and Obama, who "ran a boy's club" per Christina Roemer, loves 'em!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Ah, yes. Remember that? Women who worked in Obama’s White House called it a Boy’s Club and said it was a “hostile workplace for women.” He won’t even let those pesky women golf with him. That’s not real women’s work and all. Plus, cooties!
@AceofSpadesHQ No, after last night we found out that she can get a manufacturing job (after college!)
— Karma (@Karmaa_Rose) October 17, 2012
Any women who are struggling to find work right now, or who find their wages frozen by a depressed economy: You can be teachers.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Frankly, ladies, per Obama's "you're well-qualified to be teachers," I'm not sure why you're not already teachers. That mistake is on you.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Women can’t be expected to decide such things on their own, silly! Thank goodness women have Man-God Obama to tell them what to do. If, of course, he thinks they are qualified enough.
Obama has a plan to hire 100,000 teachers, so, if 60% of them are women, that covers about one half of one percent of unemployed women.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
But take heart, ladies! The rest of you can be part-time web designers. Food stamps will make up the diff.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Obama's got your name in a binder, Ladies. And marked next to your name? "Qualified to teach." Aren't you Lucky Duckies!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Ace then kindly informed women on Twitter of this fabulous new opportunity for them, provided graciously by President Obama!
Hey @mkhammer — have you heard the Joyous News? Cult Leader Obama says you're qualified to be a teacher. With retraining, I mean.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
hey, @melissatweets — I have some terrific news. You can use your doctorate in the way the Masculine God intended — for teachin'!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
@adaywithcoffee Are you female? Why then yes, you too can be a Teacher!!!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
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Notice it was teachers not Docs, Biz Managers, CEOs, CFOs. Malarkey!— Yippyskippy (@urokiamok) October 17, 2012
.@urokiamok Don't be silly. Girls can't be CFO's or Doctors. Obama's got your number. You are naturally good at the "helping" professions.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
@KatMcKinley Would you like to be a Teacher? Obama says you're "well-qualified."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Remember, media: Sssh. Keep this on the down-low.
@PeterHambyCNN Indeed. Obama told women in Iowa they were "well-qualified to teach." That should really please them!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Media, please ignore this. Also ignore the fact that Anita Dunn and Christina Roemer said Obama doesn't value women's voices.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Any other work for which ladies qualify?
https://twitter.com/TodTimes/status/258663257861152769
@robsolo Exactly! That's the sort of progressive, future-friendly vision Obama excels in communicating!!!!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Yes! Don’t forget beauticians. Ladies like make-up and hair and such. And shoes. But, they can’t be shoe salesmen; that includes some math. Ick! Ace continues to spread the good word.
Dear @michellemaklin: Obama has some good news, and that news is that you're well-qualified to be a teacher, as you are a woman. Rejoice!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Hey @AnnDRomney–Obama says that because you are a woman, you are "well qualified to teach." I just wanted to be 1st to congratulate you!
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
What else does Obama think about the woman caricatures in his mind?
Per Obama's messaging, Women only care about two things: Vaginal Policy, and Careers in Web Design and/or Teaching. But he's the feminist.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
In related news: Obama appeals to women nonstop by discussing Vaginal Policy and Education. So it's all centered around reproduction/kids.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Notice what word Obama NEVER uses? Think about it. "Families." He'll bring it up with regard to taxes ($600 per family this, that).
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
But when he's in his Zone, talking up Vaginal Policy and opportunities in Web Design and Teaching, he never says "family."
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
The women –Anita Dunn and Christina Roemer– who said Obama runs a "boys' club" and doesn't respect women probably just had their periods.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Women are just problems on their periods. That's why Teaching is such an ideal field for them. Lots of off days, plus substitutes.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Yes. Plus, women would then have plenty of time during free periods to sit around and contemplate their uteri. Of course, not all teaching, though. Home Economics? Yes. Especially sammich making. But other classes?
@snarkandboobs Well obviously you can't teach DRIVING. Let's not get carried away.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 17, 2012
Heaven forfend! And certainly not math. That is totally for boys. And what on earth does it have to do with vaginas? The only math ladies need to know is the ability to count to thirty. So that they know when they need to start worrying every month about Romney’s nefarious plot to steal their tampons.
Ace and other Twitter users explain further.
@AceofSpadesHQ I believe Obama's full quote was, They can teach…or do "foxy boxing."
— Nate Bronze 537 (@Crunchy_G) October 17, 2012
Obama stuck in some Dickensian, socialist utopia RT @robsolo @AceofSpadesHQ manufacturing jobs for men, teaching jobs for women.
— Ray Vanderneck (@cbrecluse) October 17, 2012
@mkhammer You should think about Teaching.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 18, 2012
Why all the panic-driven exposure of Obama’s true, sexist and absurd self?
@AceofSpadesHQ See, he'll put women in binders to keep contraceptives out of their lady parts, and… The point is, BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN.
— China is lying (@jtLOL) October 18, 2012
Binders! Vagina Squirrel!
Those are the reasons for the hysteria. "Binders" and Tagg are just vehicles for hysteria, because "Waa, we're losing" isn't a winning meme
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 18, 2012
Yep. Put the latest Gallup poll in a binder. Sad face Obama.
You know, all this hot talk of Tagg "taking a swing" is going to remind a lot of women about domestic abuse. And binders.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 18, 2012
Just remember, women: @MittRomney wants to put you in binders, or thinks you come from binders, or something of that nature. #Obama2012
— China is lying (@jtLOL) October 18, 2012
Binders or Julia’s shackles? Ladies who vote with their smarts and not their parts are choosing binders.
Ace kindly reminds the ladies one last time about the gracious offer by President Obama.
You know, women also make qualified teachers, per Barack Obama, rallying the women's vote in Iowa, yesterday.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 18, 2012
If only Eva Longoria had listened, huh?
Hey @evalongoria, a movie producer just called and he wants his– I'm just kidding. A Movie Producer didn't call.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 18, 2012
@AceofSpadesHQ @EvaLongoria See what happens when women don't go into teaching?
— El Vakarian (D) (@TheVakarian) October 18, 2012
See, ladies? Just listen to your Man-King Obama. Or, you know, vote him out in November. Hey, he can always go back to teaching.
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