Oh, our aching sides! Best picture evah or best picture evah?

If there is this much Internet buzz, there must be some truth there, yes, Piers?

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Seriously, try it! But, prepare for snorts.

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Never change, Internet.


Dana Loesch invites Piers Morgan to joy ride on a tank; Hilarious #UnityTank is born

Piers Morgan: “The only civilians who ‘need’ an AR-15 assault rifle are those who want to commit mass murder”

Tanks, but no tanks: Piers Morgan driven to paper-crumpling outrage by Dana Loesch

Tanks for the memories: #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank trends after Dana Loesch schools Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan exposes Dana Loesch’s lack of gun knowledge by making up models, calibers, deleting tweets

Piers Morgan now taking 21 hours to deliver witty rejoinders in gun control debate

Bless his heart: Stompy foot Piers Morgan threatens to deport himself; citizens ask ‘is that a promise?’

Piers Morgan pathetically wallows in deportation petition attention, British start petition demanding he’s not sent back

Aww: Poor widdle Piers Morgan has a case of the sads over petition to deport him

Confirmed: Piers Morgan doesn’t get how these constitutional amendment thingies work

Pathetic: Piers Morgan takes 18 hours to craft comeback to ‘gun-toting heroine’

Aww: Musket Morgan whines about ‘right wing masses’ mobilizing against him

‘I just joined the NRA’: Musket Morgan and other gun-grabbers inspire new memberships

Musket Morgan: ‘Can buy AR-15s at supermarket’; Loesch, happy warriors dole out well-deserved drubbing

Ben Shapiro schools Piers ‘Musket’ Morgan on Second Amendment; Morgan calls Constitution ‘your little book’; Update: Video added

Givers! Happy warriors offer ideas for Piers ‘Musket’ Morgan deportation gifts

Piers Morgan: Bob Costas is ‘100 percent right’; Second Amendment was written with muskets in mind

  • Guy Fromage

    I’d say Piers Morgan is a Piers Morgan, but that would be cruel.

    • BlueGood

      “Where did Piers Morgan come from anyways”?…waiting for confirmation,
      but Mr. Morgan just may be the Planet’s very first “Anal Canal Breach

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    I say, Jeeves Morgan is a strange sort of bird and he has made a bit of a dog’s dinner out of the old Larry King show.
    Does Larry know he’s off the air?

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Ha! Piers Morgan is dog chow.

      • lainer51

        why would you feed the poor dog such crap?

        • 1SkepticalChick

          You are right. I apoligize to dogs!

  • nc

    Piers Morgan is still on TV?

    • TocksNedlog

      If a whiney Limey did a show, but nobody watched, would it still count as ‘being on TV’?

      • lainer51

        only CNN would count it.

  • 1SkepticalChick

    Wondering what Twitchy can do to add to the list that shows up in Google? IMO that’s a pretty short list considering the topic. How about “Piers Morgan is a man without a country”? The UK doesn’t want him back, we don’t want him here.
    Then there’s “Piers Morgan is on his way out”. He should be saving his money for the lean times.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      No country for Piers Morgan

      • TocksNedlog

        No Country For Old Queens

      • BeautifulAmerica

        Tijuana would take him.

    • Rabid

      Peirs Morgan is a Putz.

  • Rod Rambler

    When Larry King handed the reins to Morgan, he came back on the show later and scolded him soundly for running the program into the ground. He knew he couldn’t go home…..Not welcome there.

  • $23629333

    How irritating is Piers Morgan? Two minutes into his first exposure to him, Job kicked his TV screen.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I had to think about it for a minute, but very nicely done!

      • $23629333

        Since it is Sunday, I figured I’d try to introduce hamybear and the other trolls here to THE book.


    Yeah it’s funny and all, but you could that with just about anything. Try “Glenn Beck is”. Try “Sarah Palin is”. Try Michelle Malkin is”. Try “conservatives are”. Try “libertarians are”.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

      Morgan still gives the best return. “Glenn Beck is a Mormon”? “Michelle Malkin is hot”? Oh yeah, the other stuff too, but Morgs racks up 100%!

    • Emily B

      Here are the results of my google search:

      Conservatives are…….happier. That’s true.

      Liberals are………evil. Also true.

    • TocksNedlog

      Buzz Killington in the hizzy!

    • Michelle

      I did all the searches you suggested, all have some pretty funny hits…except one. Did a search for “Liberals are” and that particular search result gave the one hit that wasn’t funny, is entirely true and also very, very sad…”Liberals are destroying America”

      • lainer51

        I tried that one and my laptop exploded and spewed some slimy, green soup-looking stuff.

    • lainer51

      or Jeremy Volkens or flaming lib hacks

      • ΘWΞNΛY

        Yeah, I’m a flaming lib hack…. YOU are pathetic. I point out the TRUTH and because you don’t like it you decide to attack me like a progressive. If this is how it’s gonna be when one of our own highlights an inconvenient fact then I fear we truly are destined to fail.

    • ΘWΞNΛY

      Wow, what is wrong with you people? You attack a fellow conservative/libertarian for what? Pointing out the truth? Wonderful, Twitchy users decide they have to start acting like liberals. Search “Glenn Beck is” on google and you get (among others) the following: idiot, crazy, liar, douchebag, nuts, gay. Try “Sarah Palin is” and you get: idiot, stupid, moron, joke, crazy, retarded, ugly, and racist.

      Like I was making it up or something. Pathetic. If this is how we are going to react when somebody on our own points out the TRUTH then we truly are doomed.

  • kayakingfatso

    Sure wish he was a skeet.

    • TocksNedlog

      Nah. Skeet isn’t any good unless it flies straight.

  • Jackbee33

    Piers Morgan is a Piers Morgan.

  • ceemack

    Google “The Battle of Britain”, and you’ll get pictures of Spitfires and Hurricanes.

    Look up “The Prattle of Britain” and you’ll get pictures of Piers Morgan.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Well done, sir. =)

  • Michelle

    Why is “attention whore” not on that list and at the very top?

  • Lady 12

    When I did that, one of the options that came up was “Piers Morgan is gay!”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Piers Morgan is a venereal disease.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      eww..that would involve Piers Morgan and sex.

      • JustLikeAnimals

        Maybe we could hack his voice mail and get the dirty details!!!!!!!!????

        • 1SkepticalChick

          Go for it! Then report back, but leave out the dirty parts! Probably wouldn’t leave much tho. (still thinking ewwwwww)

        • 1SkepticalChick

          Go for it! Then report back, but leave out the dirty parts! Probably wouldn’t leave much tho. (still thinking ewwwwww)

  • Dan Markle

    Who is Piers Morgan?

  • operanerd1986

    Attached is the screen capture that I got when I tried it.

  • Melissa Banowski Anger

    Twitchy…I know that the BK almost naked pic of Piers Morgan is hysterical, but you really need to stop using it. It’s really creepy, and I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see it. Thank you!