Givers! Happy warriors offer ideas for Piers 'Musket' Morgan deportation gifts

Amen! Twitter users are givers, and they are continuing to give the gift of laughter. As Twitchy reported, Piers Morgan had a super sad face over the petition to deport him. Today, he pitifully wallowed in the attention.

We are laughing at you, not with you Piers! Now, happy warriors are offering up some hilarious suggestions for deportation gifts for Musket Morgan using the hashtag #PiersMorganDeportationGifts.

He needs that one; Amendment thingies are hard!

Heh. Some have already started giving that gift. Piers Morgan and his fellow travelers have inspired new NRA memberships.

You’re welcome, Musket Morgan. Keep them coming, Twitter. In the spirit of giving and all.

  • mg

    A how to guide written by …………..HITLER

  • GMMI

    A copy of the Bill of Rights stapled to his forehead.

  • RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    A swift kick in the ass.

  • Insubordinate

    #PiersMorganDeportationGifts Lifetime enrollment in Barbie charm school

  • vi

    First, get rid of malkin then we can talk….

    • TexSizzle

      Troll major fail.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Better to get rid of you. Go elsewhere, troll.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      No, how about you first, troll

    • BeeKaaay

      Another bloodthirsty leftwingwacko advocating violence. No surprise there.

    • c2

      Do you always walk into other people’s houses and tell them to get out? Is that, like…a thing now? You must be a popular kid.

  • TugboatPhil

    #PiersMorganDeportationGifts – A semi-auto handgun hidden in his checked luggage and a phone call to British Customs at Heathrow.

    • dmacleo

      LOL good one Tug

    • itzyaboi95

      That was funny.

  • justlittlolme

    #PiersMorganDeportationGifts a drop of integrity!
    From May, 2004 –
    Piers Morgan was sacked as the editor of the Daily Mirror last night –

    • Catchance

      Ha! #PiersMorganDeportationGifts: A signed copy of Dan Rather’s book, Rather Outspoken. The two of them should get along well.

  • NotaLemming

    The Flash Suppressor placed firmly in Piers Morgans mouth from Ted Nugents Machine Gun after he fires off 1000 rounds. Suck on it now Morgan!

    • fmahoney

      Did that idiot say he was leaving the country if Obama won the election??? What is Ted waiting for???

  • SpinMeNot

    The celebrity guest spot in the remake of “Deliverance”.

    Is that banjo music I hear? … mwuhahahahaha

    • TugboatPhil

      He shore duz have a purty mouth.

    • Jarhead83

      “He’s kinda creepy, but he sho’ got a pretty mouth……”

  • dmacleo

    a copy of journalistic code of ethics maybe?
    i sent 2, one being a musket kit and the other being a real scary picture and some adult diapers. I linked to an AR15 pic

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    An industrial sized can of whoop-ass.

  • fmahoney

    Maybe some of you need to figure out how to import your brains back from the Tea Party, One thing I can tell you about London which is a real threat to you right wingers BOOK STORES all over the place Ooooh Scary

    • TexSizzle

      Projection fail.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Is that you Piers? You sure have the same intelligence level as him…

      • fmahoney

        After you check the education background of your hero Glen Beck & Insanity Hannity you give me a shout. Both of the top conservative news persons barely scraped through high school but have become a voice for the republican party

        Hello Jerry your funny, Go clean your gun and pick up another bottle of moon shine from your cuzin Billy Bob Badass

        • BeeKaaay

          Conservative principles are so easy to comprehend, so clear, so pro-freedom, that anyone can understand them (except leftwingwackos who have no conscience) It is the leftwingwackos who hide behind their “edumacation” (from schools with 200 4.0 GPA students out of a class of 300) and then claim to be smart.

        • Catchance

          Um… that’s *you’re* funny, not *your*. Perhaps your education is a wee bit lacking?

          • fmahoney

            Could you imagine I am simple Joe nobody and it bothers you. Now imagine how many people on the right follow idiots like Perry in Texas a C student, Glen Beck and the rest of the right wing loonies These guys are like your Gods

  • BeautifulAmerica

    I think the New York Journal newspaper should publish his name & address,etc., plus those of his producer, staff, & the CEO, as a going away gift.

  • BeeKaaay

    #PiersMorganDeportationGifts : A picture of Michelle Malkin waving buh-bye to him :)

  • BeeKaaay

    #PiersMorganDeportationGifts : A copy of Mein Kampf (fits his politics VERY CLOSELY)

  • Cherry Walker

    A large band-aid to cover his #butthurt!

  • Guest

    #PiersMorganDeportationGifts A boyfriend for his deportation and coming out party.

  • Red Fred

    Something simple, like some flowers for his hair…