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'Good Morning America' reports that around 9,000 migrants have 'flooded' Washington this summer

Back in July, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz blasted Washington, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser after she declared a “humanitarian crisis” after a whopping 4,000 migrants were bused to her sanctuary city from Texas and Arizona. She appealed to the National Guard for help, but it turned her down. She asked again, and the Pentagon once again refused to send in the National Guard, explaining that D.C. Guard is not trained or equipped to care for migrants. Plus, the Pentagon probably didn’t want to risk the same optics disaster that hit the Border Patrol when someone photographed them “whipping” migrants.

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The main reason we’re posting this clip from “Good Morning America” is so that you can hear the breathless reporting for ABC White House correspondent MaryAlice Parks. Listen to the drama in her voice when she tells of the 9,000 migrants that have passed through D.C. this summer alone. The coverage is actually pretty fair, but Parks’ reporting is hilarious.

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In that spirit, we’re going to use that graphic we have of Karine Jean-Pierre slamming Donald Trump’s bigoted wall as the graphic for this one. “A flood.”

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