“Says the witless idiot …”
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“Time to update the GPS maps in the Voxmobile, apparently.”
‘Mind boggling’ leap of logic: Matt Yglesias predicts an upside to the Iran deal, and it’s Vox-tastic!
He’s laying down another marker!
Matthew Yglesias thinks it’s ‘cool’ that Hillary Clinton used a homebrew server for State Department emails
“Is there ANY occasion at which you won’t brownnose?”
“Look. When @MattYglesias is mocking you, you have SERIOUS problems.”
He didn’t understand the causes two years ago, and he sure doesn’t understand them now.
Cheerleading we can believe in.
“Aren’t you supposed to be one o’ them tech-savvy, web-knowledgeable millennial journos?”
Still a big fan.
“This is a Halloween prank, right?”
“It’s adorable when @mattyglesias calls other people dumb.”
Credit Glenn Reynolds for crafting the perfect response.
“OMG, make it stop. My sides.”
When you’re a liberal, it’s always — always — the cops’ fault.
Voxsplain this one.
“There’s smart, then there’s Voxsmart.”
“Resolved: @mattyglesias is the George Costanza of online content editors.”
“Envy is not a good way to run a country.”
Laying down the marker for stupidity.
‘If Iraq were a hotdog, would you eat it?’ Matt Yglesias wants to talk Iraq, tweeters pick his brain
“Is the white privilege in Iraq as bad as in America?”
Poor Matt opened himself up to yet another Twitter pantsing.
What a tool.
‘Awesome lying': Matt Yglesias’ hack-tastic debt tutorial and claim US ‘can’t run out of money’ shredded
Laying down another marker
‘Go Obamacare!’ Matt Yglesias joins desperate Dem spin of Florida election loss; Nick Searcy destroys
Dems’ argument that everybody would love Obamacare dismantled
“Suit brought to you by G.E.”
“Dividends are evil”
This is not only still funny, but even funnier after another day has brought another Obamacare delay: .@mattyglesias Never gets old: pic.twitter.com/HuD3eN13SZ — Steve K (@stephenkruiser) February 11, 2014 We’re going to lay down the marker: That tweet is like Caddyshack, because no matter how many times we see it we laugh just as hard.
Twitchy favorite @exjon makes us laugh quite often, but it turns out that the folks at Visa don’t quite get his style of humor. Dear @Visa, A Harvard-grad economics blogger just told me that accumulated debt basically never matters. Please stop sending me bills. #thx — jon gabriel (@exjon) February 3, 2014 @exjon Jon. All […]
So, are you?
Somewhere, Hayek is rolling over in his grave.
Slate’s economics blogger, Matt Yglesias, shared a money-saving idea for Amazon shoppers that he uses. Yglesias advises online shoppers to sign up for a program called “Amazon Mom” (even if you’re a man with no kids), create a fake baby name, birth date, etc., and enjoy the savings. What other shopping pointers might Yglesias have? […]
‘I almost puked': Matt Yglesias compares Paul Ryan to ‘a girl doing oral and anal'; Update: Yglesias douchesplains
He wouldn’t. He couldn’t.
Juuuuuuuust sit right back and you’ll hear a tale … a tale of Matt Yglesias at Walmart. The Slate economics blogger recently decided that the time had come for him to work past his “lifelong near-boycott” and venture into uncharted waters: a new D.C. Walmart. Matthew Yglesias loves the DC Walmart http://t.co/FQBJRvbINO — Jim Swift […]
Life is hard when you’re Matt Yglesias. You just can’t write stupid stuff and expect to get away with it anymore! Someone has an owie. https://t.co/6zBac9veZD — Slublog (@Slublog) December 3, 2013 Uh oh! Someone has a sad! https://t.co/Z0JmgNBa5l Gee, I wonder why? http://t.co/13KO2twSEW — Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) December 3, 2013 Yglesias is indeed in […]
‘Re-shilling click-bait': Matt Yglesias uses death of ‘Fast & Furious’ star to pimp 6-month-old column
@mattyglesias Too soon, man. — Khari P (@khariparson) December 1, 2013 Too soon, as well as too late, because the column Salon’s Matt Yglesias was re-promoting because of the death of actor Paul Walker is six months old: The fast, the furious, and the long-term erosion of American social institutions: http://t.co/1jcvetX3VZ — Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) […]
We’re pretty sure that Slate’s Matt Yglesias is just kidding around when he asks if a tactical flashlight can be used to kill people. Still, he’s been confused before. Besides, what if he’s right? If there can be assault magazines, why not assault flashlights? That last @mattyglesias tweet confirms every Dem/Liberal/Progressive stereotype. What a dolt. […]
Oh, honey. Did you copy that straight out of your tear-stained diary? You know, the one with the unicorn on the cover. After taking to Twitter to discuss Obama’s tie (the most important part of the Iran deal announcement, evidently), Yglesias then uttered that absurdity about Secretary of State Kerry. @mattyglesias what achievements? — Mark […]
A modest proposal.
One problem: That’s not Hassan Rouhani’s actual account. @mattyglesias Fake, @HassanRouhani is the one supposedly his. — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 16, 2013 Oops! The real Hassan Rouhani hasn’t tweeted since November 14th. In case Yglesias deletes it, here’s a screencap: The smartest boy in class fails again. Sorry, fake account. I’m a dummy. — Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) […]
You betcha! Matt Yglesias has his finger firmly on the pulse of the American people’s: People’s shouldn’t be able to keep their health care plans: http://t.co/5bMaunKzRb — Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) November 13, 2013 Got that? Attn: People's of America RT @mattyglesias: People’s shouldn’t be able to keep their health care plans: http://t.co/3YMUWqlwww — Mary Katharine […]
As Twitchy reported, Matt Yglesias is at the center of a web of ridicule over his tweet forecasting the inevitable success of Obamacare. And, well, that got tweeters to thinking: What else would “Yglostradamus” have been right about? So, friends, take journey with us as we look back at #MattYglesiasThroughHistory: @JohnEkdahl "Custer can handle that […]
Oh, Matt. Bless your heart.
Capitol Hill shooting instantly brings out douche reactions from Dave Weigel, Matt Yglesias and Markos Moulitsas
He doesn’t understand immigration policy; he seems to have some kind of animus toward Indian Americans; he has no idea what the IRS did wrong when it targeted conservatives; he thinks the national debt is no big deal; and he only recently discovered that long-term unemployment is a problem. Also, he’s a hypocrite; he thinks […]