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Yale vs. Harvard brings out the #GameDaySigns (with bonus HealthCare.Gov mockery) [photos]

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It’s on.

This Jonathan Gruber version of HealthCare.gov website is ‘brilliant’ [photo]

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Beyond perfect.

Happy anniversary HealthCare.gov, you magnificent turd of an IT project!

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A brief look at day-one of HealthCare.gov.

Is this the most pathetic detail about the HealthCare.gov hacking?

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Moving at the speed of snail.

Sharyl Attkisson: HealthCare.gov official instructed colleague to ‘delete this email’

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“Shhh.”

Sharyl Attkisson: Efforts to obtain HealthCare.gov documents ‘succeeding’

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Doing the work the MSM refuses to do

HealthCare.Gov ‘glitch’ mockery reveals brutal truth? This is what’s really down for maintenance

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What? Down again? Say it ain’t so. Local WashDC NBC says that http://t.co/lpMJuoqINR is "down for maintenance." — Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 31, 2014 Yep. As Twitchy reported, HealthCare.Gov was down again this morning just in time for deadline day! http://t.co/GBJpi7IYeI is down for maintenance on deadline day. Be patient America. 6 months to fix […]

President’s Funny or Die interview garners 19,000 clicks to HealthCare.gov

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This afternoon, White House senior communications advisor Tara McGuinness noted that comedy site FunnyorDie.com was the number one source of referrals to HealthCare.gov, thanks to President Obama’s prerecorded interview with comedian and actor Zach Galifianakis. Now, the Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that its number one source of referrals garnered 19,000 clicks through to […]

‘How about no’: HealthCare.gov’s latest ad fails to convince

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We’ve seen HealthCare.gov and the various state insurance marketplaces try to ply the younger demographic with singing animals, “brosurance” and “hosurance,” and even ‘NSync. They might want to leave mom out of it, though — she doesn’t like Obamacare either. Mom tattoos are sweet, but she'd probably prefer you #GetCovered at http://t.co/CCIiQwHWvc: pic.twitter.com/IhqvOFeN9L — HHS.gov […]

Rep. Issa touts law to protect HealthCare.gov privacy; Citizens recommend more effective fix

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House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Darrell Issa has voted to pass H.R. 3811. The bill would “require the Administration to notify consumers when their personal information has been compromised on HealthCare.gov”: READ MORE about how H.R. 3811 helps protect your personal information: http://t.co/ung2xPtq3O — Darrell Issa (@DarrellIssa) January 13, 2014 Concerned citizens have […]

Snark alert! Martha MacCallum has question for HealthCare.gov (Bonus: Gorgeous new photos)

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Beautiful brain power.

Airline wi-fi complaint prompts HealthCare.gov mockery from Obama ally Kal Penn

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Jon Favreau, a former director of speechwriting for President Obama, complained that the wi-fi connections on his flights haven’t been working as the airline promised (that sound so familiar). Actor Kal Penn, a friend to the Obama administration, nevertheless couldn’t help but take a shot at HealthCare.gov: @jonfavs it'll work by Dec 1st — Kal […]

Do HealthCare.gov developers feel better now that Walmart website has crashed?

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There’s a slight difference.

‘Admitting defeat’: Web site developer live-tweets struggles with HealthCare.gov

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Giving the HealthCare.gov “gauntlet” another run.

WH magically has HealthCare.gov visitor numbers; Truth-boom destroys claim

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Cold hard truth.

Good HealthCare.gov news: #TheWebsiteIsWorking, sort of

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It’s December — that means HealthCare.gov is fixed, right? White House spokesman Jay Carney wasn’t quite comfortable hanging a “Mission Accomplished” banner, but he did say the administration had passed an “important milestone” in getting the site up and running for the vast majority of Americans. Heck, the repair team is even “operating at private […]

Most transparent administration in history denies CBS News access to HealthCare.gov ‘fix’ locations

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So, you want to know what the government is doing to “fix” the unmitigated disaster that is HealthCare.gov? Sorry. That’s just not something that can be shared with the unwashed masses. Even CBS’s Sharyl Attkisson, a representative of a major mainstream news organization, can’t have a peek at the actual “fix sites” where all the king’s […]

HealthCare.gov gets its own version of the ‘fail whale’ [Photoshop]

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A suggested new “system overloaded” screen for HealthCare.gov by way of Photoshopper extraordinaire @Matthops82: Did anyone else get this screen when trying to log onto http://t.co/N2NRmL9QZm? pic.twitter.com/AtVA9NyixO — Matt (@Matthops82) December 2, 2013 Ha! Those could be eight transport helicopters and they still wouldn’t be able to get that weight off the ground.

CMS conference call for HealthCare.gov update starts 40 minutes late; Cue mockery

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The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services scheduled a conference call to provide an update on the progress of the HealthCare.gov website. People who dialed into the call were kept waiting 40 minutes: Hopefully it's not a web conference. RT @PhilipAKlein: CMS call currently running 30 minutes late. — David Henry (@imau2fan) December 2, 2013 […]

Sally Kohn: HealthCare.gov is better than Best Buy; Lib idiocy unintentionally nutshelled

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Sally Kohn tweeted out double absurdity today. So, there was that tweet: Work shmork! Who needs it? MT"@sallykohn:You don't need to work." Is MSNBC holding a contest for dumbest tweet? Or pandering to the base? — Bill VanGlahn (@billvanglahn) December 2, 2013 Zing! Unintentional honesty from Ms. Kohn? That was a double-down on idiocy after […]

HealthCare.gov team claims to be ‘operating with private sector velocity’; Citizens shred

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According to the Obama administration, the private sector was doing such a lousy job of administering health insurance that the government had to get involved. Now the team in charge of trying to make the government program work is, according to a CMS report, bragging about working at nearly the same speed and effectiveness as […]

‘Sick burn!’ Pat Sajak epically slams Left, HealthCare.gov; Bonus Amazon drone snark

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Deliciously brutal.

‘Mission accomplished’? ‘Fixed’ HealthCare.gov is still full of fail [pics]

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Wait, what? That can’t be! HHS told us that the revamp of HealthCare.gov has resulted in “dramatic improvement.” Mission accomplished and all! Period. Not according to attempted users of the website, however. The “fixed” HealthCare.gov site is still full of fail. So much for my testing the http://t.co/e8l5ofo6Dm site: An error occurred while processing your […]

HHS claims ‘dramatic improvement’ of HealthCare.gov; Check out new front page [Photoshop]

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Snort-worthy. As Twitchy reported, the debacle known as HealthCare.gov was “revamped” and is supposed to be working for the “vast majority” of people. Except, you know, it’s still causing headaches. But, hey! Tout it as a total success anyway, right Obama administration? What’s another lie? Period. JUST RELEASED: HHS reports “dramatic progress” in fixing health […]