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President Obama’s creepy #ForAll cult won’t admit just anyone. There are standards! And requirements! Sure, you could tweet a terrifying zombie-faced pic of your Sharpied hands grasping your chest, but not everyone has the clammy looking skin and cold, vacant eyes of Jim Messina and David Axelrod … yet. Cult membership has its privileges, you know. […]
Move over, Jared Leto. Your pledge of love #ForAll under the Obama administration is a nice sentiment, but Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s contribution is about 16 trillion times better. Since @BarackObama has forgotten how much he's added to national debt #ForAll our kids to pay off… http://t.co/U9OyZrgo— Rick Perry (@GovernorPerry) September 20, 2012 The president himself […]
Oh my. Despite brutally hilarious mockery of the bizarre, cult-like #ForAll campaign, Team Obama is still at it.
Yesterday Twitchy was certain that OFA campaign manager Jim Messina took the creepy cake. But not to be out-creepster’d, David Axelrod and Debbie Wasserman Schultz submitted new, chest-caressing reasons for you to hide yo’ kids and yo’ wife.
As Twitchy reported earlier, the Democrats began a creepy cultist #ForAll campaign. OFA campaign manager Jim Messina took the creepy cake. His photo was so disturbing that Twitter users could not help but turn the creep into hilarity.
They said if we voted for McCain, the Zombie Apocalypse would come … and they were right! As Twitchy reported yesterday, these particular zombies pledge allegiance to the Flag of Obama. And, they write things on their hands and take creepy pictures of themselves to profess their loyalty to the cult. Look at the blank, brainwashed stares! The attempted meme fails as citizens take to Twitter to ridicule it. Hard.
Oh, no. Will they never learn? Lying liar who lies, Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter, kicked off the creepy cultism. All that is needed is to add #DearLeader to the #ForAll part.
Actress Natalie Portman soon followed. Then, in a horrifying turn of events, Jim Messina entered the creepy-photo zone. Warning: Hide yo’ children, hide yo’ wives!
Wait, what? How can this be? After a two year hiatus, the Austin Trail of Lights was back this holiday season. Supposedly over 75,000 people went to trail of lights in Austin tonight! That's crazy! Glad I went on Thursday!— Kellie Ann (@KellieAnn_McK) December 24, 2012 Trail Of Lights Brightens Zilker Park: After two years […]
From the campaign’s website: Watch this video of the last Dinner with Barack, then make a donation to be automatically entered to be at the next one. Once the deadline’s passed, you may not have this chance again, so enter today—we’ll cover your airfare and hotel. Big spender! He’s really pushing this last supper […]
We remain equal parts amused and horrified by the Obama campaign’s creepy #ForAll pledge. Laura Ingraham asked her followers just being an “Obamerican” meant to them; here’s a sample of responses. #Obamerican Visit our spacious re-education camps! It's mandatory.— Hugo Hackenbush™ (@MangyLover) September 20, 2012 #Obamerican. Pledging allegiance to Obama,hand over heart, writing marks of […]
In the wake of Mitt Romney’s divisive “caught on tape” comments, the president would like you to know that he believes in one nation under Obama, and he has the flag to prove it.