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Scott Jennings Says Walz Is ‘in the Arms of the Angels’ As He Shares His Best ‘Tampon Tim’ Takedowns

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On Monday, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced he was dropping out of his state’s gubernatorial race. This is in no doubt because of the growing focus on massive Somali fraud in the 'Land of 10,000 Fakes.' Well, that should be Minnesota’s new updated motto. Republican Scott Jennings celebrated the wonderful Walz news with a small collection of his best takedowns of Tampon Tim.

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Take it away, Scott. (WATCH - LANGUAGE WARNING)

Jennings obviously didn’t attend a Somali daycare.

Posters appreciate the chuckles at the expense of the admitted ‘knucklehead.’ (WATCH)

But he claimed he was hired to code-talk to white guys. We’re sure several white guys involved in the arts appreciated him, though.

Speaking of the theater. Commenters are speculating on where Walz goes next. Will he head to the stage or get his own Somali-centric sitcom? (WATCH)

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We're sure he'll be installing tampon dispensers in high school boys’ restrooms in no time.

Posters note that Walz’s exit not only ends his political career. He’s now a balding albatross around his old running mate’s neck as well.

Wait, is Charisma™️ a vodka brand? If so, she’s been 'surviving' on that for a while.

As we’re fond of saying, don’t believe in justice until you see it. Still, we hope Walz’s announcement is indicative of a coming firestorm of federal charges.

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Ditto!

But let’s celebrate in this moment and give credit where it is due.

…and the laughs we shared along the way. We’re glad that Walz will soon see the door. Hopefully, the next door after that will belong to a prison cell holding his future cellmate, 'Angel.'

Editor’s Note: Help us continue to report the truth about corrupt politicians like (outgoing) Governor Tim Walz. 

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