Last week, Texas Democrat Jasmine Crockett launched her campaign to win her party’s senatorial nomination. As expected, she’s already dropping some hilarious whoppers in her ubiquitous TV spots and campaign stops. She recently claimed she’s got her long fingernails on the pulse of farmers and ranchers. Sure you do, Jazzy.
Have a listen. (WATCH)
Jasmine Crockett on why she can get conservative-leaning independents in Texas:
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 13, 2025
“Vote for somebody that understands the struggle of the farmer and the rancher, what it is to live in rural Texas."
"I know what it is to wake up and smell the paper plants." pic.twitter.com/MKQJQoO6WG
Translation: reheated clichés from a politician who’s never lived the struggle she’s selling.
— Matthew Newgarden (@a_newgarden) December 13, 2025
She fancies herself a candidate for everyone.
That belief has led her to adopt whatever persona she needs in the moment to rope in gullible voters.
She’s like a chameleon.
— Kevin M. Nelson (@KevinMNelsonUSA) December 13, 2025
One day she’s “hood”, next day she’s “upper crust”, and she’s “rural ranch” in a pinch.
Who IS Jasmin Crockett? 🤔
She does the same thing that a lot of Democrats do it depends on their audience just like Newsom.
— Jeffrey P Jordan (@jeffpjordan) December 13, 2025
Has she pulled out the hot sauce yet?
— Kevin M. Nelson (@KevinMNelsonUSA) December 13, 2025
She’ll be wearing cowboy hats, boots, and speaking at Future Farmers of America events before you know it.
But who is Crockett really? Commenters have a few thoughts.
Just another crazy big mouth!
— debbie king (@debbieking31292) December 13, 2025
She is a liar, that’s who!
— Cindy (@cindy_will54556) December 13, 2025
A fraud
— Cheryl Vaughn (@CherylV6659) December 13, 2025
Recommended
She’s a racist grifter
— Mari 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸 (@Mapletree67) December 13, 2025
Guys, you’re all right. She’s those things and much more.
Posters are laughing because the Jasmine Crockett below is the one we had earlier this year. (WATCH)
I’m dying. Same lady just a few months ago:
— Matt Whitlock (@MattWhitlock) December 13, 2025
“The fact is ain’t none of y’all trying to go and farm right now. You not!”pic.twitter.com/eXDF4wU8TS
— BennyontheBeach (@bcaseymia) December 13, 2025
I’d like to hear her explain the economics of a farm or a paper plant.
— Howard (@Bossmustangfan) December 13, 2025
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt. She's delusional. She has no idea. And she thinks what she's shoveling makes sense. Ow, ow, ow. My head hurts.
— Holland Branch Glen (@HBG_Dani) December 13, 2025
The image pivot to try to make her palatable to the white rural vote is going to certainly going to be….interesting
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 13, 2025
It’s going to be so awkward. We are in for some of the dumbest campaign trail nonsense we have ever seen, thanks to Crockett.
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