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Special Sauce: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook With Sanitation Background Secures Historic Peace Agreement

Doug Mills/The New York Times via AP, Pool

You deserve a break today… from the violence in the Middle East. America is truly an amazing country of opportunity. Anyone can become president of these United States, even a lowly French fry cook from McDonald’s. Just a year ago, President Donald Trump was making those signature fries and manning the drive-thru; he’s now brought peace between Israel and Hamas. 

Not too bad. (WATCH)

We’re all loving it!

Imagine going from this just a year ago, to the leader of the free world who just brokered a historic peace deal. (WATCH)

That kid did good!

Of course, it wasn’t a straight shot. Trump had a short stint as a garbage man.

Fast food customer service skills plus blue-collar know-how is what it takes to bring warring sides together, apparently.

Posters say it’s quite a success story.

Who knew that jaunt at McDonald’s would give Trump the 'special sauce' needed to secure super-size peace?

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