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Chewing the Fat: ABC ‘News’ Laughably Enlists Chris Christie to Attack RFK, Jr. on the Subject of Health

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You can’t make this up. ABC ‘News’ brought in former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie of all people to attack RFK Jr.’s health expertise. Christie is a well-rounded public figure (the man’s practically a sphere), but what were the producers of This Week thinking? The man bleeds glazed donuts.

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Here’s Christie Kreme. (WATCH

You know the saying: two chins are better than one. Wait, that’s not right.

Commenters say ABC ‘News’ should have let the network’s crane operators take the day off.

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‘Wonder Bread powers activate! Form of an immovable object!’

Posters haven’t seen Christie in a while, which is strange cause he’s hard to miss. They were shocked that ABC 'News' chose to roll him out, given that the subject was health.

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He’s not. He’s just a reliable ‘Republican’ who is anti-MAGA.

Commenters say Christie is starting to morph into an androgynous Democrat. They have the pics to prove it.

We’re pretty sure Christie ate his twin in the womb. But he is slowly adopting the look of the anti-MAGA left. Welcome to the club, Chris. Sorry, it’s not welcome to the club sandwich like you’d prefer.

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