Surviving members of Soundgarden, along with a new lead singer, did a recent charity concert in Seattle. You’ll recall lead singer Chris Cornell sadly passed away in 2017. His replacement, Shaina Shepherd, does not share Cornell’s slender frame, she’s a much larger woman if you catch our meaning. So, concertgoers were quite shocked when she attempted to crowd surf during the show.
She hit the floor with a thud. (WATCH - LANGUAGE WARNING)
The new sassy overweight Soundgarden singer tried to crowdsurf but the crowd wasn't into it and let her faceplant pic.twitter.com/vwj1IJ3OfT
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 3, 2025
Crowd surfing requires a suspecting sea of concertgoers to catch you and act like a wave. Unfortunately, this crowd decided to part like the Red Sea leaving nowhere for Shepherd to go but the hard floor. Many commenters are wondering what she was thinking?
That’s terrible but that’s the thing about crowdsurfing. At a low weight, you’re a surfer and the crowd is your wave. At a higher weight, the crowd sees you as an incoming projectile to dodge. Science!
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 3, 2025
what made her delusional enough to try that she seemed pretty confident like i am woman hear me roar but jk i'm just fat and jumping on skinny alocholics
— 🌙leahlucid🪲 𝕭𝕽𝕲 (@leahlucid_) January 3, 2025
Look at the group she expected to carry her. Most of them couldn't carry a bag of groceries.
— MostlyPeacefulRiots (@MPRtheband) January 3, 2025
Considering Soundgarden fans are most likely in their 40’s and 50’s… I’d pass too! Our backs hurt already
— Rachel (@pnwkidd) January 3, 2025
We aging rockers like our music heavy, but prefer our singers not to be. Especially, if there’s going to be crowd surfing involved.
Of course, meme-makers couldn’t stop themselves from adding their humor to the whole situation.
I wouldn't try to catch her without one of these. pic.twitter.com/J8YurS8Vx8
— Chris Andrews (@ChrisAn41996507) January 3, 2025
Crowdsurfing with Soundgarden's new vocalist. pic.twitter.com/ykF7IHaTWQ
— Progressing California (@ProgressingCali) January 3, 2025
omg that is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever witnessed.
— Mack the Knife (@MackTheKnive) January 3, 2025
These Soundgarden members along with their new singer go by the name Nudedragons. It’s unknown if they will continue performing past this one charity gig. We’re pretty sure crowd surfing is definitely not in the future for the singer.
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